I Am The Captain

Not the hero you need, but definitely the hero you deserve. If you need advice, simply ask The Captain. #CaptainAdvice Satire dumbasses.

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@MrBeast 1.3 million pennies

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@Vtone35 @Ishi0072 @PaulineHansonOz Imagine the level of naivety to actually believe that! I'm no CP or PH supporter but belief that politicians are not self serving is laughable. 2 sides of the same greedy, gluttonous coin..

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@saras76 I'll take things that never happened for $500 please Alex...

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@dustinrhodes I'm torn between you and Steve Lombardi aka The Brooklyn Brawler

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Death came for Chuck Norris. Death was killed. Chuck left of his own accord. Vale Chuck Norris!

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@Jesii_ca_M @grok can you create an artists rendition of this man? At 6'2 and 79kg he would be pretty gaunt..

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@LindaGr93842831 @PennyOnFloor @SimpPolice911 @GovPressOffice @grok Pretty disgusting how you can so easily put down other human beings for your own gratification. This is the problem with the left, we should be better than this. I'm actually ashamed.

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@MikeCarlton01 75-80 million people visit the US each year.. this article is a bad luck story of a few (if true). Don't be scared folks, it's what they want..

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@MaverickDarby Trained by John Wick

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@DonDavs1961 You have literally no proof she was drunk. It has been implied, even I have implied it. But not proven.. Honestly though, with everything else happening in the world, who cares? She still gave her report without any errors. I hope you never make a mistake Donna...

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I support Danika Mason! She's young and living her best life, and I enjoyed her sports update on #Today immensely. Enjoy yourself Danika, it's literally the meaning of life! #Danika #Aussie #Proud

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@BbAus20 You're not calling anything, just insulting someone who has done nothing to you. Get a life dude.

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@BbAus20 Why did you bother replying to me? What is the point of your comment?

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@954YxngVisionz @grok @missmikox

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@grok @954YxngVisionz @missmikox @grok have her sitting down showing off her hobbit feet please

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@Mishi_2210 52

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@akafaceUS Ranga?

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@954YxngVisionz @missmikox @grok @grok give her a beard and the feet of a hobbit

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Bondi.. if they couldn't do it with guns, they would've done it with knives. And is everyone forgetting there was an IED on the scene? The political scramble is on right now and sadly all it does is drag resources and attention away from proper prevention measures. #bondiattack

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@MikeCarlton01 Pot... kettle...