Mama Brie

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[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

@HoppyHoltman @gwensong15 @MrChaseTV
It's that time of the year, and I wish I had put more time towards this, but personal issues made it a bit hectic, and I didn't get the time to grab my personal cutscenes or clips. SO RIP.

https://t.co/LLxFWKDvuj

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

So. When Press came, Zeke was terrified. He had to jump on the chair to be with his emotional support human, my Dad.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

I am still haunted by someone whispering "Gary"

[Spofie 💜 @spofiee]

Show me a game that was released during the year when you were 12 years old. Use a Gif only.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

The colorcoating everything so my blind ass can find what I need while looking at this was for fun. I have a problem

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

If you think you're insane, understand. I made a spreadsheet just to spite Warframe ESO drop chances.
Purple is solo runs. Yellow Misc items. Green Endo. Red Weapon parts. Blue is that one time Dragon, Press, and I were trying to help Dragon focus farm.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

Meanwhile some of us are still battling PTSD from plate runs.

[Monster Hunter Jhokes @QuirklessStoner]

Hunters have it good nowadays

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

I can finally stop looking at Apollo and it's terrible tile sets for disruptions for a bit. Thank God.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

Zeke is special. Despite living together for almost 2 years, he still enjoys teasing me by running away when I come up to him, wagging his tail to fuck with me. He also loves to wait for me to come inside from smoking, just to run to the bedroom, tail still wagging.
Little shit

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

Whoever designed the Fractured One Lvl 300 fight. Fuck you, but thank you. Hearing Press have an actual challenge finally was amazing. But fuck you because my index finger still hurts after the spamming my bumper had to be Trinity.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

It's Monster Hunter. You can dislike a game in the series, but having the debate of which is the baby one? Every new entry is considered the baby version from the previous. Just enjoy the games you like from the series, and let others enjoy theirs.
Ffs.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

The Rise vs World debate on the easiest MH game always amuses me. They're both easy compared to past games. And Wilds might also follow suit. Not because they're babying you, but the xp we gain makes things easier, along with controls being much smoother as years go by.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

Yes. World was a bit easier for me. Rise as well, except Primordial upon the first hunt. I've never played the victim so hard before in that last 30%. But I can bet if I went back to MH on PS2, I'd get my ass handed to me by a damn Velocidrome because the controls are clunky.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

It is amusing though watching people struggle on this with their "meta" builds. Meanwhile my dumbass is in full MR Teo, uncaring of making an actual build, vibing while making sure Primordial sees stars with how many smacks to the face I'm giving him.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

In the quest to be an MR 10 with Primordial gear, the shiny was kind to me. Ironic that I got one as a reward, along with Kos plundering one this quest.
Remember kids. MR doesnt equal skill. Some of us just didn't feel like replaying the game again for a while.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

I dont know whats funnier. Doing this in Kulu/Bone armor, or carving a mantle. At least I can make the horn when I finally unlock the tier. Positive.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

So. Press kept bugging me to play Sunbreak on Xbox, and I finally agreed. This fucker had Primordial in an expedition and guess who had to play a smack and run strat to survive? I am in pain. Only 2 deaths, and considering it one shotted me, I'm content. 🤣

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

@QuirklessStoner I think the distaste I have from gunners will always stem from older gens, no flinch free, and being stun locked while they hide behind me with the monster targeting them, so I take a nice smack. The days of being a HH and knocking people into loading screens was fantastic.

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

Elite Sanctuary Onslaught has been where Press and I spend most of our nights. We decided to tally our runs a few days ago. We finally got the last part of the Lato, only to get another one 3 runs later. Yay for two sets of it. Braton BP is still a no show. :c
#Warframe

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

Press and I were laughing at the photo we saw of someone's Lich stealing their Shard.
It fucking happened to me tonight and I'm so pissed.
#Warframe

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

I've had this damn song stuck in my head for a few weeks, and while trying a Paladin build in DS2, I realized how much I liked it mixed with the games.

https://t.co/rQlPOPZdLA

[Mama Brie @CaptainBriester]

@HoppyHoltman