Captain Bullshat

I'm calling the shats, get used to it

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@taylorplusyou They do whatever they like 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@SydneyChinyadza Captain of calling out the bullshitters, you’ve come to the right place.

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@LiamPaulCanning Nope, has a worse work rate than Rashford. United need players who work for the team.

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@utdsnaps Obviously an overpay, if Newcastle take the piss then i suggest United go for Keane Lewis-Potter instead.

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@StreetwisestuV2 I heard he has a signed Steve Lomas hankerchief hanging in his pantry

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@Pineapplebrat Yes, I can affirm that you have one of the phattest and juiciest 😼 i’ve ever seen.

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@DerGanesha They were quite happy to lie to the police while a man died, this is the consequences of their actions. I have no sympathy for them.

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@utdshows £50mil at the most or walk away. If West Ham don’t sell then they will have an unhappy player in the camp and still need to offload players to raise money. Its a lose/lose situation for them.

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@TMZ To the surprise of absolutely nobody… she acquired the taste of strange sausage

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@VinnieSull1van @BygoneBritain @Lost___London Years later, the bars are smaller, with less chocolate included, more expensive and sold by companies posting record profits during a cost of living crisis 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@liverbird17 Fuck up Cathy you bint

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@theRealEnzoMac What were you expecting from a psychological horror based around American football?

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@emilydrivesx Does the 19 year old have a say in the matter?

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@Extra_sarah22 Nope

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@Eman_8282 Chubby… fuck up

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@Scott_maverick1 Used ai and still fucked it up. West Ham don’t hold all the cards. They are now a Championship team and have a lot less leverage to bargain with.

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@JacobsBen West ham can value him at whatever they like. The fact is, they are now a Championship team and aren’t in a position to be making demands. Nobody is paying £80mil to a Championship team.

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@SkySportsPL @Carra23 https://t.co/lIyIlVcG9V

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@SkySportsPL @Carra23 For 4 or 5 seasons? No he wasn’t. He was a great keeper around the time they won the league and UCL. After that he didn’t top any lists and has been massively over hyped. Good keeper but does not deserve to be in the conversation of best ever.