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Thought this was Jess Phillips

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

A man has been charged with axe murder of a woman in Bexhill.

Donald Excell, 48, has been charged with murder of Rita Lambourne, 58 in Bexhill.

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@Mercian_Man The stop after permanent exclusion is Watford

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@BucksHealthcare you moved Tim's bed and now he's gonna die... I hope you're happy

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What's the minimum number of seconds remaining before you attempt to enter a 2FA code?

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TV won't work....I hate my new bed locations....I'm gonna die 💪

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Danny Dire plays your annoying gen x uncle in every movie

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Sick of this app

[Timothy James Byrne @TimmyUk]

... pudding ... I hate my new bed location ... I'm gonna die ... 🍮

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@helpfulfella https://t.co/bGanuF6AnE

[Timothy James Byrne @TimmyUk]

... watching Alcaraz doing the Tennis with that funny thing on his nose on SkyGo ... I hate my new bed position ... I'm gonna die ... 👃 🛌

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Hope he pulls through

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Love Tim's new "I'm gonna die 💪" catchphrase

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Made a problem worse instead of fixing it award

[R.Сам 🦋🐏 @Logo_Daedalus]

He posted his naked wife for a week straight paraded at the Grammys & no one really cared. The response was more disgust than shock or intrigue. Tough times for Gen X edgelords.

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There's now a chud Peter and a Hardcore punk Peter

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What's your favourite brainrot Peter Griffin?

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What's your favourite brainrot Peter Griffin?

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What a shit life #MyXAnniversary

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Alex Jones, natty or not?

[The Shawn Johnson Podcast @ShawnJohnsonPod]

Day 155: Just over 22 weeks since Alex committed to this transformation. We need to lose 10 more pounds to reach his weight-loss goal. This is the hardest part, losing weight while gaining heavier muscle mass. Motivate him to the finish line!
@RealAlexJones @shawnbjohnson

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Another day

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Rumble prediction. A returning Chris Benoit