Chris Riley

I could eat In N Out everyday

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Couples that hold hands while walking through an airport, must be stopped

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

https://t.co/VYygTOGhwE

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Chatter and Shiver. Chatter was the larger conference room that we used for “big” meetings and Shiver was smaller and known for being “really cold”...?

[tef @tef_ebooks]

oh you work in a startup, huh? what's the terrible naming scheme for your meeting rooms

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

@LionPrank Ugh, me too 🙃

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

So is AA pretending that they didn’t already book flights to full capacity for this entire month?

Airlines in US and Canada will begin booking flights to full capacity https://t.co/OkmkSPMMfW

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

When you’re explaining to other people how you heard about someone testing positive for #corona https://t.co/KF0cYNvW76

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Not sure if this word has made it into the dictionary yet (@MerriamWebster ), but here’s today’s #WordOfTheDay

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

24/30 days with no transport at all. Glad April is over 🙃

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

@kaaylaa14 Lmao I almost tweeted this at you earlier!! 😂

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

2 years ago today, I packed up my car & headed south. At the time, I didn’t even have a lease lined up, but thanks to a little cousin-support, I was able to establish myself in a new city. Cheers to 2 years in #SoCal & as a treat, a picture of last night’s sunset from my backyard

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

LA received 170 broken ventilators from the national stockpile. Rather than complaining, we put them on a truck, drove them up overnight, and had @Bloom_Energy get to work fixing them.

Monday they‘ll back in LA--fixed.

That’s the spirit of CA.

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Anyone recall that TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” chick that was addicted to eating toilet paper? Wonder how she’s handling the recent events 🤔

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

@margaretful Wow, she’s pathetic. How you act when you disagree with someone is pretty telling of what kind of person you are.

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Happy #LeapDay2020 🦘

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

@allison_od 👨🏼‍✈️: “Hi folks, this is your captain...”

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

How do all airline pilots have the same voice?

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Thank you! 😁

[Bailey Bonet 🧬 @BaileyBonet]

Happy Valentine’s Day from Streptomyces coelicolor!

And happy birthday to @CaptainChrisRR & @nabusmar 💕

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Too many people in NC have androids 😬

[Me Vale 🚩 @elvale1_]

Me to my girl: Wanna watch
Narcos: Mexico season 2?

My girl: Okay but can you skip the
intro this ti-

Me:

[Chris Riley @CaptainChrisRR]

Cool day for a birthday, @BaileyBonet 🤓

[Holly Green - Weather Presenter @HollyJGreen]

Welcome to World #PalindromeDay:

02 02 2020

This is the first time in over 900 years (since 11/11/1111) the date is palindromic no matter the date format.

It’s also the 33rd day of the year with 333 days left!