Chris

I like black clothes and I'm bad at talking to girls.

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

@jacobloris It was in the bag on the middle of the table fuck u

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

@jacobloris your dog ate my McDonald's when I looked away for like 2 minutes I'm really sad.

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Me today

[Glory Boy @ChiefKeef]

Dat bitch Katy Perry Can Suck Skin Off Of my Dick

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Along the journey, you’ll realize it isn’t the mountain that’s important, but who you’ve become after climbing it.

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

The sun has fallen down and the billboards are all leering and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles.

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Weaponized Autism

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Just tryna live a life where I can smoke crack and play roblox comfortably

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

@jacobloris U look like poop king

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

I keep forgetting I have a twitter bc I hate twitter

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Jump rope is just boneless cardio

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

The music video for edit the sad parts makes me want to die

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

I would break every bone in my body every day for the rest of my life for the girl I love.

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Every girl at that Travis Scott concert looked like my future ex wife

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

My wife is somewhere in Europe I'm positive.

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

I don't think I've used twitter in like 2 years

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Just got done with special forces selection and I can confidently say I really hate North Carolina.

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

Kill me

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

#brexit happening

[Chris @CaptainChris_]

I'm a SLUT for chicken nuggets