CaptainCucumber

You need help? You have come to the right place.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Those two points are the tip of the iceberg compared to the wider implications of the Elections Bill which will help to rig elections in their favour.

Or the racist, human rights abusing Nationality and Borders bill and PCCS bill.

Current status of Britain? Fucked.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

A reminder that the government are putting court injunctions on pickets to arrest strikers, Johnson has removed "leadership in the public interest" from the ministerial code and barely any of his MPs are condemning it.

We’re not “sleepwalking” into fascism, it’s here.

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@CryptoTony__ that's where i take my dates on the first date. ledge.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

What the government have done today with the windfall tax is not dissimilar to an abusive husband buying his wife flowers in an attempt to compensate for beating her senseless.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

To: No 10 partygoers, BJ and ministers,
Could one of you please explain to my wife and all partners of loved ones who were in intensive care, why you thought it was ok to party while they had to stay away from us in the intensive care wards not knowing if we’d live or not?
M.R.

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

They're not holding back this week are they

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@mikegalsworthy @supertanskiii you spell c%nt differently to me.

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

NEW: More photos of Boris Johnson to be published in Sue Gray report - heightening anger among officials.

“Everybody is furious that loads of people got fined but him and nobody can figure out why, because there's all these photos of him with booze.” https://t.co/XuIZpCD5Ae

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

NEW: Dom Cummings warns Boris Johnson faces publication of Partygate photos by angry officials "within next 24-48 hours".

His latest blog claims they could show PM "obviously lied to the Commons and possibly to the cops".

🕵️‍♀️As ever my DMs are open.

https://t.co/9rkWcfWmHL

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@IOHK_Charles Ladies and gentleman, The Daily Star, such a good ambassador for the british press.

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@CryptoTony__ the beans should be all over the eggs.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I’m going to make more videos focused on the dark influence of British media, few are worse than The Daily Mail and The Sun.

Murdoch’s favourite has been voted out in Australia. Despite their wealth and power, the local elections have proven that people are waking up.

[Robin Sones @RMSones]

@skillsmcgill I still can't believe that the Queen opened the Elizabeth Line dressed as the Circle Line.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Here’s a maths question for you:

‘If Simon’s monthly gas and electric bill increases by 50%, and his average weekly food shop has gone up around £25, how the fuck does he pay his rent?’

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@CryptoNasty75 minge

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@CryptoTony__ is that what a shart looks like?

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@tradinggod420 @marenaltman eloquently put! Bravo!

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@supertanskiii better than choosing to go with a name like Boris. WAC!

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@EmperorBTC re: picture

Depends on whether the hearts are floating away or not.

[CaptainCucumber @CaptainCucumbe3]

@supertanskiii @miffythegamer Looks like a dirty protest....must be a tory.