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You must believe you are the one.

#manunited

[𓃵 @CaptainCuritos]

X is my journal

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@ZacksJerryRig dude’s a real elon hater

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okay i will actually start building my dream life from now on

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average sony xperia enjoyer…

[jad x @oppaitekcore]

Does the average summer day look like this for anyone else

[𓃵 @CaptainCuritos]

if you are a well rounded person, where is your edge?

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Just remembered the story about a computer scientist who had his bike stolen and tried to explain binary search to a cop

[E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê? @AQUELECARA]

Todo episódio de Dr. House:

>Paciente chega no hospital

>É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso

>Dr. House entra em cena

- Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos

- Faça os exames seu imbecil

>Ele vai falar com a paciente

- Você é burra vá tomar no cu

- Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa

>Os ajudantes voltam pra sala

- Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over

- hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema

- Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela

>Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela

- OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE???

- Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem

>Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real

>Paciente entra na sala curada

- Eu estava errada sobre você

- Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda

>Episódio acaba

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

He deeply gets “for dust you are and to dust you will return”. Insane humility in rejecting the fantasy of self-preservation. The rebirth you’re looking for is in the death you’re avoiding. If you can’t risk losing it all to destruction you don’t have enough faith in creation

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[𓃵 @CaptainCuritos]

following yappers on this app is the real fun

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i have so many questions

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Jai Bajrang Bali

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1st run of April

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"The world is full of teachers who’ve never passed the test."

[Kevin Dahlstrom @Camp4]

Be careful where you get your advice.

In my 20s, I battled a devastating chronic illness.

I went to the ends of the Earth to find a cure, seeking out experts—especially those who had the same illness.

These people confidently dispensed advice, so I’d ask them a simple question:

“Are you cured?”

Inevitably, the answer was no. In most cases, their health was worse than mine.

As far as I could tell, the only thing they had expertise in was staying sick. I took matters into my own hands and eventually recovered.

Here’s my point:

Whether it’s your health, career, or relationships…

Get your advice from people who’ve done it.

Emulate people who are what you want to become.

Merely experiencing the problem doesn’t qualify someone to give advice.

Solving the problem does.

You wouldn’t ask a broke person for financial advice.

The world is full of teachers who’ve never passed the test.

(And most of them seem to be on this app.)

[‏ً @sadstona]

i've learned that i still have a lot to learn

[∩ @zachpogrob]

All I've ever wanted was everything and more

[𓃵 @CaptainCuritos]

Note to self: when u realise u making a mistake, stop right there and course correct.

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tarantino gonna love this

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

Thank you @Google, a real visionary product.

#freaks #mmmph

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“What does the RADICAL version of your best life look like?”

[Kevin Dahlstrom @Camp4]

gm from Miami.

No other city offers this lifestyle. The vibe is 80s excess—I love it.

Here’s a question I’ve been asking everyone lately:

What does the RADICAL version of your best life look like?

We tend to think of change in incremental terms. It’s limiting—a subtle form of fear.

As recent empty nesters, my wife and I have been pondering this question. The answer involves reducing our footprint in any one place and living an endless summer.

What about you?

Contrary to popular belief, you CAN have it all.

But only if you:

1) Get crystal clear on what that means.

2) Embrace the fundamental truth that rich or poor, less is more. A great life is made from simple joys.

[𓃵 @CaptainCuritos]

NEVER DOOM