Captain Curtis

NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER. THAT IS SPARTAN LAW. DOB: Feb 12, 1855

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

Coen Carr dunking over the captain of the #1 hockey team in the country.

Hang it in the louvre

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

I love this school

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@sarge____ Wasn’t solely directing at you, just the overall reaction of the fanbase on this one is wild

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@UofMKwn @DETszn Does your wife’s boyfriend know you spend this much time online?

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@pedrodevotee Star Wars has got to have the weirdest cult fanbase

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@JackPBerens Doubling down on being incredibly wrong is crazy 💀

[62-52-6 JBOS @JackPBerens]

@SpartyOn70 Your starters are good!

You have a few interesting bench pieces. However, no real depth is there. Jaxon Kohler cannot play basketball. Jeremy Fears and Tre Holloman are too short. Normand isn’t versatile enough to be a strong contributor.

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@TheConnorPils If I’m the catcher that ball is getting returned to the pitchers ankles as hard as possible

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

The NHL Draft Lottery is the most asinine system ever conceived. Might as well just play a round of bingo

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@DarrigoMelanie Gotta have the financial planning of a lemonade stand if 3 months of high fuel costs put your airline worth billions out of business

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

Be held accountable for your decisions or deep throat some wood.

Michigan fans:

[Modern History @modernhistory]

deer calling competition

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@AnnaShafto @RothTheReporter @GovWhitmer Supporting Whitmer in 2026 is crazy work

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@KaseyHelton05 Does Sarah not have first amendment rights because she’s not a terrorist sympathizer?

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@Unseen_Archive @UMich

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@B1Gsad Weird take

[University of Michigan @UMich]

“Being able to travel throughout the entire world, there are two words that always connect us: #GoBlue!” @JalenRose #MGoGrad

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

The University of Michigan is a cesspool of terrorists. Shut down this disgrace of a university @FBI

[NizNellie3 @NizNellie3]

🚨 Well, well, well... the University of Michigan knew exactly what it was doing when they asked Professor Derek Peterson to give the commencement address at their graduation ceremony.

In 2024 Professor Peterson began a campaign demanding the university divest from Israel. He sponsored a faculty resolution to not only cut ties with Israel, but he demanded the pro-Hamas students on campus have "unlimited free speech."

Those students were the Students for Justice in Palestine.

After the Oct 7th massacres, the SJP chanted on campus for violent uprisings against Jews. They called for a "global intifada."

They targeted and harassed Jewish students, and still do. They vandalized the Board of Regents homes when they wouldn't divest from Israel.

Students have openly supported U.S.-designated terrorist organizations.

The University of Michigan intentionally had this monster speak to thousands of students and their families to preach his pro-terror message.

Get the FBI on that damn campus and shut this terrorist launching pad down.

@FBI @EDSecMcMahon @POTUS @TheLeoTerrell

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@Connormuldowney It truly baffles me we received an education from the same university

[Captain Curtis @CaptainCurts]

@di97931 Its Cassius and it’s not close.

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@UMvsEveryone Why would they want to be mentally retarded?