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Surviving the Bones hiatus. Nothing here but FLUFF - no plots allowed!

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RT @cockysocks: Please RT. Twones: To Be or Not to Be. YOU decide. http://www.hurl.ws/bzro

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@HeRa_Bones I am one of the 85%. :)

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Did you know that 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube?

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@Booth22705 True. Well, to a point I guess.

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@Booth22705 35 cm = 13.8 in.

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The biggest penis apparently measures in at an astounding 35cm. However, there is no concrete evidence of this fact.

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I really should get back to work before @56phalanges sends me to limbo.

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@Booth22705 Very! Poor bloody bastards that suffer from it.

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@IamRankled Thanks, I think. Although, I never did take you up on that dance last time. You still owe me that. :)

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Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long... and that's erect!

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Perhaps one more fact...

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@56phalanges Ahhh, yes sorry, got a bit distracted there... back to work!

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I could do with another cuppa.

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@IamRankled "little"? I resent that!

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@Booth22705 Nonsense! Who deson't love a good fact? A good sex fact, no less. I have more...

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@Paint_By_Bones I am feeling rather... amorous. Perhaps something was in my tea this morning.

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Every fifth person has already had an affair with a work colleague. (Really? Hmmm...)

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In Clinton, Arkansas, molesting an automobile is illegal. (Why would that even become an issue to make it a law??)

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@IamRankled I would, but I fear @Booth22705 would shoot me if I did.

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Hmmmm. I wonder how accurate that last one is...