Old Man Wickles

Causing Ructions

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

Big dogs dribbling

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

@graceyldn Fake phone call every time

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guy at dinner party: Almost every issue, both fiscal AND social ties back into wealth inequality.

Other guy: You're so right. The class system isn't just about financial status.

Me, trying to think of any current topic: you guys hear about michael plastics in the water?

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

Trying to swap 2 @mikericecomedy tickets for the Saturday 14th show in Vicar st for 2 for the Friday 13th pleaseeee

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

@m_omahony @killersundymann Meow

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

@ohwowthejet You're a real scumbag

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

She’s cubin’ on my missile until I cry, sis

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

I'm such a depressed teenage girl.

[Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting @parentingboyz]

The greatest meltdown in podcast history

[Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting @parentingboyz]

Trump on Springfield

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

@laura67688971 Sorry they're gone

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

Selling 2 weekend tickets to All Together now. Bought them for 235 each will let them go for 230. Will do a deal for both tickets. #ticketfairy

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

RIP Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh.

Arguably my biggest single contribution to British journalism is the amount of times I've introduced his commentary quotes to awed and thankful English journalists.

[beejay @offputting_guy]

a four foot box / a foot for every year

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

[John Gibbons 🇵🇸 @think_or_swim]

Bloke from the BBC decided to give one of the former colonies a jolly good lecture on carbon emissions.

The reply, from the president of Guyana to the paternalistic hypocrisy & double standards of The West, is truly priceless.

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

Fella was mad for Scooby Doo

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

What comes to mind when you think of Osama bin Laden?

[john @jmce95]

me at the leisureplex tallaght on my 8th birthday when we finish bowling and still have q-zar to go https://t.co/EPOt3CMHf3

[Old Man Wickles @CaptainGowl]

Don't mess with us