Andrew

if you need a cable, I probably have one. on Bluesky @aeason.bsky.social *blows a raspberry and departs*

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

🎶'Alas, what hast thou done?
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich do but seeke for mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles,
It ys wher Ich belong downe at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe
Ich shal keepe on daunsing
Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo]🎶

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

Statue outside @BBCNews Broadcasting House …

‘The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.’
George Orwell

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@skullsnsheets Heard it in Scotland from teachers I think but never in regular parlance.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@EleanorMorton Yes I was awful.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@EleanorMorton Did it one summer I the early 90s. My favorite was when you had to scare the $&** out of rugby fans on their way back from Murrayfield. It was always fun leafleting in a latex skull mask too, specially waking folks having a nap in Princes St gardens.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@kc5string @jjbbllkk I’m looking at you 2x Versos, Osiris, AcidRain Maestro, god probably more

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@jjbbllkk Limmy does modular now?

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@JaneyGodley Pumpherston here, just up the street from the sawmill.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@GraemeDouglas27 @JaneyGodley Oo do you have a picture of the GREAT WHEEL?

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@JaneyGodley Ha you nearly got me but that's Methil, just round from the (holy crap I didn't know this) two Bronze Age cemeteries the town somehow has.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@JaneyGodley Mind yer horse drawn carriage fur ye mister?

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@welshjb Sporks

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@jjbbllkk O oops I thought it was just a fancy mastodon instance. I think I just followed someone else who had identical mastodon and cohost handles (ie with their name) and I got confused cos it didn’t work this time

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@jjbbllkk Anyone know how to follow this?

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@Pandamoanimum Just checking: the cop shop in your town isn’t on Letsby Avenue is it?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

https://t.co/A7DZUd5Ir4

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@atheist_bad Subtle cues in Daniel Dennett’s angle-of-beard.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@oordtcj @growing_daniel It’s fine to skim them bits. I haven’t got a clue about which bits are which but the characters and plot hold up. POB even takes the piss with assorted characters as stand ins for the reader who are likewise befuddled.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@EponyMowse @growing_daniel @EwaSR Was introduced to them initially by my late wife (I’d thought “but I’m not that interested in ships”) how wrong I was.

[Andrew @CaptainGravity]

@moseskagan @growing_daniel Same. Some people’s lives may be measured out in coffee spoons but for me it’s weevil puns all the way down.