CaptainHaddock

Captain of the Karaboudjan
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

@ProjectLincoln To be fair, maybe they're way ahead of us and are just posting these sign-up notices to develop the ultimate compendium of joke names.

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

@lawrencehurley Ah, so it was Roberts after all, not Professor Plum with a candlestick in the parlor. I stand corrected.

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

@kaitlancollins There's nothing to be afraid of! Herman Cain wasn't afraid! Oh, wait...

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

@WilDonnelly Just because you didn't get invited to the Antifa Annual Meeting last year in Sheboygan, that's no reason to diss the organization! I still have my swag bag. Karaoke night was a blast!

[Robert Zepfel @bobzepfel]

Glad to see the greatest minds of our generation are producing stuff like this
http://t.co/zShabGQSp3

[Mister Tally Man @MisterTallyMan]

#mh370 lands in #Crimea in amazing confluence of #cabletv news obsessions; #CNN explodes

[Robert Zepfel @bobzepfel]

So, as a Twitter content creator, I assume I'm entitled to something out of the IPO. When can I expect my check?

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

Where can I get a pink slime burger?

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

Ectoplasmic Byproduct!

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!