🎅Eric Hampton🎄

jovial cynic, divorced dad, communist sympathizer, christian atheist, soccer lout for seattle sounders and tottenham hotspur 🇵🇸 free palestine

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

I’m gonna go ahead and delete this app for now, let’s see if it lasts. I’ll post again on here if I make a bluesky account. Catch you all later 🫡

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@btwncleansheets There was backward movement, I thought that wasn’t allowed?

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

Finally broke into the diamond league, with a first place finish in obsidian no less 💪😎🥇

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@COYS_com Statue

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@SamBeckforLyfe @kenklippenstein Still not quite long enough to snatch the presidency

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@CarlyOnYouSpurs Honestly I love that he showed up in a white t-shirt to congratulate the players, very down to earth

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@DaveJoh38462511 Dave this shows a very weak mentality on your part, getting rattled by how other people engage with a sport. Take a breath 😮‍💨🧘‍♂️

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

Having watched the Substance I now need to see Dennis Quaid play Vince McMahon

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@thfc_cho Screaming, running around, possibly smashing something, shotgunning a beer

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@adatarg It makes it so you can grow salty vegetables that don’t need salt added! I think so anyway

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@RaxKingIsDead At last Paddington will suffer for his hubris!

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@sp0reshroom 💪💪💪

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@sspiriorum After the opening scene at the screening I saw there a few nervous chuckles but it was definitely “what the fuck” not “haha”

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@ZeroSuitCamus It’s a bit of a head on a head tbh

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@HannahCUBED @TheHazeFoley Wow even the evil Hannah’s are distancing themselves from her

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

I have been inspired by the lemon pig

[Garrot @fsdfgs]

new year, new lemon pig

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

@Srirachachau Why did the photographer focus on this guy

[🎅Eric Hampton🎄 @CaptainHampty]

Oh my god I just realized the war boy in fury road is thomas in nosferatu 🤯

[proton @ProtonInspector]

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