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[Harvey @CaptainHarveyE]

Someone just said I look like I’m living the dream. That grounded me for a second. You might already have everything and more that someone wants from life but be too busy chasing more. Appreciate where you are. You’re doing great.

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it

[B1 @b1gotfans]

Jada been embarrassing Will for like 20 years I woulda got on stage and started telling jokes with the nigga

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

An AMG is leading: 😁

It’s the Safety Car: 🙂

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The way things are going Russia will ask to join NATO for protection against Ukraine.

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

[ELINT News @ELINTNews]

The man who wants to denazify the country with the Jewish president has bombed the Holocaust memorial

[Ran Neuner @cryptomanran]

Kremlin website is DOWN: Russian state websites including media watchdog crash and TV channels 'are hacked to broadcast Ukrainian songs'

Anonymous, you legends!!🤣

[Joshua K @joshua_k98]

This app I swear

[George Little @georgelittledc]

I understand the concern over Putin’s nuclear order, and we should take it seriously. I also think it was predictable, especially if the invasion wasn’t going as well as he originally thought. They’re now having to pull other options from their playbook.

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

What's a positive endgame for Russia now? I don't see 1 maybe aside from proclaiming securing the newly recognized states, expanding grip on Donbas, & obtaining a Crimea landbridge a victory & calling it a day by exiting the conflict via negotiation. Otherwise Russia gets what?🧵

[Christo Grozev @christogrozev]

!!! Ukraine's Interior ministry asked residents to take down street signs in order to confuse oncoming Russian troops. The state road-signs agency went one step further. (Roughly: all directions are to "go fuck yourselves")

[🦋/r/netsec || @netsec.bsky.social @r_netsec]

Russia’s foreign minister Lavrov said negotiations can begin once Russia “restores democratic order” in Ukraine.

As Russian troops neared Kyiv, Ukrainian MP Oleksiy Goncharenko was asked to respond.

He had a pretty clear answer.

[LADbible @ladbible]

🔔 | A Ukrainian soldier has been hailed as a hero after he blew himself up with a bridge in order to stop Russian troops advancing, according to the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

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[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

last thing russia wants is a bloke like me on the front line. nimble. quick hands. high score of 987 on them boxing machines. neighbours cower behind the curtains when i walk through the estate. unfortunately done my back in at work last week so will have to give it a miss. sick.

[Ultra Lite 🖤 @SirUltraSlut]

HELPPP SOMEBODY ACCIDENTALLY SPED UP TYLER THE CREATOR PERFORMING NEW MAGIC WAND 😭😭

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My wife has imposed sanctions on me countless times and I can tell you they do absolutely nothing.