Ashley Hemmen

Captain of my Adventures with first mate, Byrnne. Ex-Bschool Fun Captain. Always a Lacrosse Captain.

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

I see you on this list @Twitter : https://t.co/pr3l8toEdB

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

“Just call and ask for Officer Talley, just like the tally mark, anytime.”

This hero responded to a majority of my neighborhood antics to the #Boulder PD in 2018 & 2019, and offered advice to help me move out and on to my next chapter in 2020. Wish I could thank him.

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

These are my neighbors. If it can happen in #Boulder, it can happen near you, too. #GunReformNow

[Marshall Zelinger @MarshallZNews]

Here are the 10 King Soopers victims:
Denny Stong, 20
Neven Stanisic, 23
Rikki Olds, 25
Tralona Bartkowiak, 49
Teri Leiker, 51
Officer Eric Talley, 51
Suzanne Fountain, 59
Kevin Mahoney, 61
Lynn Murray, 62
Jody Waters, 65

We'll tell their stories as their families allow.

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

A company named “total reliance/best logistics” is delivering two mirrors from the same order on two separate UPS trucks. 🤔 #nomorehomedepot

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

@julinkafedorova Will that keep me from calling my dog inanimate objects? 😂

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

Times are getting hard with only my dog and google home to talk to... I just called the dog google 🙈🐕

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

@ripologist And it looks like your son!

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

@stuart_oliver But the humans. The hoomans were howling!

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

Anyone else’s neighborhood start howling at the moon at 8 pm every night? My dog thinks they are cheering for her 🐕 🤷🏼‍♀️ #COVIDー19 #boulder

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

@julinkafedorova @KyleClark Omgosh. I though some hijacked my video 🤣🤣 these hooligans.

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

Thought the internet might enjoy this footage of my 93 year old neighbor safely getting some fresh CO air.

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

I know someone responsible for the pubic cloud 😉 @DenvertoBoston

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Now travelers can help restore reefs by supporting coral replanting programs https://t.co/iFhxcCIsDL

[Rubrik @rubrikInc]

Things that go well together: peanut butter + jelly, coffee + mornings, Rubrik + @NetApp. 💘#HappyValentinesDay

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

#StorageGRID making big waves at #SFD19

[Aditya Kalyanakrishnan @_krishaditya]

#StorageGRID live on Storage Field Day 19 #SFD19 - https://t.co/hqtjrgHpdb

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

@chrismevans @julinkafedorova Won’t take 2 seconds to convince me we need more baked goods!

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

@stuart_oliver #marketing

[NetApp @NetApp]

Why IDC MarketScape named NetApp a leader in object-based storage: https://t.co/7m0BVXa95g

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

Dear @MarriottBonvoy, I promise I really slept in two different hotels on two different continents on the same date. #timetravel #gimmemypoints

[Ashley Hemmen @CaptainHem]

Lots of honking, hustling, chai, palaces, belly aches, laughs, street dogs, smells. India is one for the senses. So after two full weeks of exhaustion, I accidentally showed up at the airport at 2 am 24 hours before… https://t.co/By195ybEXb