Captain Hook 🎧🎶

If you don't like elephants, I don't like you.

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Words are a fun use of the alphabet

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The body is where all the organs are held

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Birds sound good

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I love when Hagrid is all like “You’re a hairy wizard”

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It’s like every sport has different rules

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The funny thing about humor is that it’s comedic

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I’m gonna open a late night jazz club called Cigarettes After Sax

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I’m like if my mom and my dad had a baby

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Bugs bunny doesn’t even have no bugs

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What if pokemon was geared toward kids

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Someone needs to form an acapella group of convicts called Pinched Harmonics

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The floor is baklava

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Remember that crazy movie with the dreams inside the other dreams? Interception?

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@sjsharkie @GMA Good job Sharkie

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Ya’ll remember that spooky Nintendo game with the ghosts? Mario and Lou’s ouji?

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@Stomper00 Can you be on tv tonight please

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@Stomper00 Where are you? We all want more Stomper on the home game coverage

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Oh there’s nooooo place like homeeee for the hollandaise

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Did anyone even taste the light to see if it’s lime

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How many bugs do you think?