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[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Footage from the food lines the Trump administration does not want you to see.

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Billionaires getting tax cuts and welfare. Elon becoming a TRILLIONAIRE. 42 million Americans starved by Trump, and here’s what mar-a-lago looks like

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[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

A man collapsed in the Oval Office today and this was our President’s reaction while people rushed to his aid.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: DOJ BOMBSHELL — Epstein files reportedly “even worse for Trump” than Republicans feared.

The panic inside the Republican party — due to its decisive losses in Tuesday’s elections — just got even more frantic.

Multiple House Republicans are reportedly freaking out after hearing from the Department of Justice that the unreleased Jeffrey Epstein files are especially compromising for Donald Trump.

According to veteran reporter David Shuster — who’s worked for MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News — “rumors are sweeping through the GOP caucus” that the Epstein evidence includes photos of Trump with half-naked teenage girls.

Shuster says several Republicans told him they’d been quietly warned by contacts inside DOJ and the FBI that the material is even worse than the claims made by Trump biographer Michael Wolff, who described seeing “a dozen Polaroids” of Trump and Epstein with topless young women “spread out like a deck of cards.”

You read that right.

Trump’s own biographer says he personally saw the pictures — and the DOJ supposedly has copies.

Now Republicans are reportedly “spooked.”

And after Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to answer Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse’s direct question about whether she’d seen those photos, the tension exploded behind closed doors.

Bondi tried to dodge by throwing out false attacks about Democratic donors — but Whitehouse fired back, calling her statement a flat-out lie.

Let’s be clear: If this report is true, the Epstein files could expose a massive cover-up involving Trump and his allies. Republicans know it — and that’s why they’re terrified.

While Trump rants about “witch hunts” on Truth Social, his old friend Epstein’s ghost keeps coming back to haunt him. And this time, it’s not Democrats he has to fear — it’s the truth.

And hopefully, the truth shall set us free.

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@OccupyDemocrats Republicans are so dumb. They hate tRump, and this is a golden opportunity to be rid of him, but they don't have the balls to do it.

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@Babygravy9 They will go to prison because they are guilty of actual crimes, not because they are Republicans. JFC, you people are stupid.

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@Bannons_WarRoom Gut-check, yep, you gotta big one!

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@davidcarlson Gee, I don't know. Maybe they shouldn't have been committing crimes..

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@realdanmitchell money well spent, 🤣

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@MAGA_Doog @thatsKAIZEN

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@3SidecarsPlz @Acyn Don't threaten us with a good time lmao

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@atrupar Limit your risk for stroke. Otherwise, if you survive, it could turn you into a Republican.

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@MysterySolvents Have a GOP convention, so they can cause another Grindr outage. That'll make him feel better, 🤣