Captain Obvious

I forgot my old account info, so I decided to start fresh.

[Captain Obvious @CaptainObviest]

@PinoAmericano Look into “Canadian” aluminum. They don’t have bauxite mines.

[Andrew Wilson @paleochristcon]

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@iFightForKids Wait, you don’t have a 100% success rate? Guess it’s time to call it quits

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@RepJeffries For what?

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@JackPosobiec Wait, “journalists” believed they would be 100% safe from danger while traveling with the leader of the country to visit and discuss conflict resolutions with enemies in the Middle East?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

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@paleochristcon Lol

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@peta False

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@GermanicFren Two things can be true at once

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@SenatorDurbin That’s one way to get your name added to the diary

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@Pink_Meeces

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Then God said, "Let the earth bring forth the living creature according to its kind: the quadrupeds, the creeping things, and the wild animals of the earth according to their kind." It was so. So God made the wild animals of the earth according to their kind, the cattle according to their kind, and all the creeping things on earth according to their kind. God saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness. Let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of heaven, over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that moves on the earth." So God made man; in the image of God He made him; male and female He made them. Then God blessed them; and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it, and have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of heaven, and over every living thing that moves on the earth."

Genesis 1:24-28

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Then God said, "Let the waters bring forth creatures having life, and let birds fly above the earth across the face of heaven's firmament." It was so. Thus God made great sea creatures and every living thing that moves with which the waters abounded, according to their kind, and every winged bird according to its kind. God saw that it was good. God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on earth." So evening and morning were the fifth day.

Genesis 1:20-23

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@FreddyLA7 Hope you asked for no lettuce

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Then God said, "Let there be lights in the firmament of heaven for illumination to divide day from night. Let them be for signs and seasons, and for days and years. Let them be for illumination in the firmament of heaven to give light on the earth." It was so. Then God made two great lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night. He made the stars also. God set them in the firmament of heaven to give light on the earth, and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness. God saw that it was good. So evening and morning were the fourth day.

Genesis 1:14-19

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Then God said, "Let the water under heaven be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear"; and it was so. The water under heaven was gathered into its places, and the dry land appeared. So God called the dry land Earth, and the gathering together of the waters He called Seas; and God saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let the earth bring forth the herb of grass, bearing seed according to its kind and likeness. Let the fruit tree bear fruit, whose seed is in itself according to its kind on earth." It was so. Thus the earth brought forth the herb of grass, bearing seed according to its kind and likeness. The fruit tree bore fruit, whose seed is in itself according to its kind on Earth. God saw that it was good. So evening and morning were the third day.

Genesis 1:9-13

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@Ryanmatta @grok is it normal for the US to extradite US citizens to the UK over charges they haven’t been convicted of?

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Then God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the water, and let it divide the water from the water"; and it was so. Thus God made the firmament, and God divided the water under the firmament from the water above the firmament. So God called the firmament Heaven, and God saw that it was good; and there was evening and morning, the second day.

Genesis 1:6-8

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@philthatremains Do it

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@Howlingmutant0 @ablata_at_alba Correct