Captain Pain

Professional wrestler currently between federations, so I work as the Outdoor Plaza Patrol.

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

@OfficerJoeHarpr do you even have hair in your arm pits yet?

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

I used to think "the Birds and the Bees" was outdoor education class. Oh Boy, was I wrong. #dontgoogleit #watchthisvideoinstead

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

@CaptainPainOPP On my way!

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

@OfficerJoeHarpr PATHETIC! I had 4 push pops while doing 100 push ups. Meet me at Subway soda fountain in 10. We have some training to do

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

@OfficerJoeHarpr how many push ups have you done today?

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

#airsquat

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

@OfficerJoeHarpr uh... that was me.

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

@OfficerJoeHarpr if you are looking for me I'm carb loading on crazy bread in little Cesar's

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

Hey @OfficerJoeHarpr have you signed up yet? https://t.co/wK0uJ2ouCb #thinkingaboutit https://t.co/QCZT2I9Ue1

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

Does anybody even care about Canada?

[Captain Pain @CaptainPainOPP]

Have you seen my boots?