Joe Harper

Safety first. Safety always.

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

On my way! @MinneapolisPD

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

I can't believe I stayed up all night for this...

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

Capt. Pain used to wrestle in a Federation, today he wrestles with self worth and identity.

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

I used to think "the Birds and the Bees" was outdoor education class. Oh Boy, was I wrong. #dontgoogleit #watchthisvideoinstead

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

@CaptainPainOPP On my way!

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

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[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

@CaptainPainOPP I have had three push pops today. Why do you ask?

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

@CaptainPainOPP and I had the privilege of hosting Bent Tree Baptist's United Weekend. Consider applying these truths to your everyday life

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

Somebody pooped in our squad car again.

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

@Criminals be advised: Capt. Pain & I will be off duty this morning due to a prior engagement. Please don't do crimes while we're gone.

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

I remember my Dad spanking me as a child. The only problem is my Dad left when I was born. To this day I don't know who was spanking me.

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

@ISIS Are you in The Colony?

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

Crime doesn't pay. Unless you get money for doing the crime.

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

Helloo, to all my new followers. Please be advised: Following is great; stalking is illegal. #respectthebadge

[Joe Harper @OfficerJoeHarpr]

Helloo? Is this thing working ookay? I'm not quite sure what too doo. If somebody has an instruction manual I could borrow, I'd be much obli