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I coach football and have more chins (Chens, get it?) than a Chinese phone book!

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@DaBuckeyeBoyz Let’s have a fair comparison. Hire these types of motherfuckers and let’s see how many championships you get.

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@DaBuckeyeBoyz Knoxville is where 5 star studmuffins go to end their career. Have faith OSU fans.

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@inter1097 @yeaALA18 @TheHoody27 The South is where the ones with the most talent is located. While Ohio has its own, there’s no getting around the fertile Deep South grounds that will remain. And then there’s the money issue. Your argument will need to hold up to social security age, not meat beating age.

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@inter1097 @yeaALA18 @TheHoody27 For people 3 years old and under the Big 10 is a football God. For those over 3 it’s the SEC BY FAR. I take it they can’t teach math up North.

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@MrOH1O You’re correct. Great analysis! Let’s cross our fingers that the Big 10 can keep up the National titles the next 20 years and can be like the SEC!

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@ryleerobinsontv Kirby still looking like Buster Brown!

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@ryleerobinsontv Well GA won because we didn’t have a FG kicker. He’s now kicking wide left and right in Arkansas as we speak.

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@RealTNTalk @MattFinkes That’s the other side of it. We could have a cancer on our hands (see Boo Carter and Nico Imgonnafuckya).

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@MattFinkes Nobody gives two shits. Indiana has a proven track record of being a bitch and won a national title. Hell they don’t have any 5 stars. You lost a recruit that’s from Tennessee. Go get help from a therapist. FFS dude…

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@jrs_rankings Nah. Money wins. Go damn Vols.

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@Doc_Texas Lmao…Alabama and Georgia in the same division as Tennessee…you know how on the dirty movies the guy with 12 inches has the bitch up on his lap and pinching her nips as he’s giving her the tubesteak? That would be Heupel, just picture a Tennessee hat.

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@1loudpac @VinnysCorner1 Well so is Desmond Howard and I’m a Vol. Do you even know your own history? That was the same decade!

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@VinnysCorner1 Tom Dongboy Brady. You said name one…so there’s a name.

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@BuckeyesOnly Desperate? He’s from Tennessee. I remember the last George you had, proud loser of the Citrus Bowl.

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@ctraylor15 @TheBuckeyeNut Did you even see the part where it said “South Carolina”?

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@thebuckeye_beat @TheBuckeyeNut We’re getting an in state recruit. We offered more money than you. What is so hard to understand? Wipe your chin son.

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@TheBuckeyeNut Why the hell is SC on the list and not Indiana? Dumb list!!!

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@RealTNTalk I agree 💯. I’m sure DGG still has personal feelings on the matter no matter the price tag. But you know how it goes here with 5 star recruits. They come here and are never what they are advertised to be.

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@joeypetersen8 I’ll take 800 yards and 10 TD passes and maybe Uncle Sherriff not showing up at the game!

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@6kbmorgan Half you fuckers on here love dick.