Captain Rob 💙💛🤍

Travels a lot and writes books. Two dark 'Assassins' Social Club' comedies and three hilarious 'Six Idiots' novels out now

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

Five books...two series, lots of dead people and much chortling and snort laughs.

Six Idiots Witness a Murder (3 books)
The Assassins' Social Club (2 books)

Available on Amazon and Kindle 😀

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor I think I would ask everybody to send me £10, €10 or $10. With 80 billion, I could solve quite a few problems for everyone.

But mainly me. ☺️

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor Thank you.... it's a humourous self help guide that most people need, includes the word "twat" in the title and will be released in early January to prevent people making the same mistakes they always do.

Hopefully 😁

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@Lord_Bransty @naomi19645327 @sciencegirl In Japan there is a huge respect for silence and not annoying people around you with conversation and noise. Every train in Tokyo is the same and contains people just quietly going about their business reading their newspaper, their book or looking at their phones. Pure peace.

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

Does anyone else think archery was invented by someone who really wanted to stab somebody but was too lazy to walk all the way over to them to get close enough?

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor That's the problem! I'm writing one so it keeps me up later than it should do 😂

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor I'd take it myself and see if I can use it in a positive way to benefit other people (if you give it to the driver they won't remember who the previous passenger was and certainly won't drive across town to where they dropped them off and walk around trying to find them)

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor I like travelling and everybody I know is aware of that so a trip somewhere wouldn't raise any eyebrows.... Although I would stay at fancier hotels and would have Bruce Springsteen and Charlotte Perelli singing for me while I'm on the plane 😂

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor I'm a writer so I have had to research some strange things about bullet velocity from rifles, 18th century American crematoriums and the names of obscure Swedish pop singers (although that one was for me, not for my books 😁)

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor Holiday ☺️

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@LSummersauthor "Holy crap, these people are getting stupider, lazier and meaner by the decade."

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

So I have just spent the whole hour I gained from putting the clocks back actually going around my house changing all the clocks.

Great. 🙁

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@wellhyper @1234antha1 @_iamlougotti You could argue that a billion dollars from number eight would buy you all sorts of therapists, treatments and experiences to improve your mental health but it couldn't stop you from dying of a terrible disease so maybe a healthy body is better than a healthy mind in this? Idk 🤷‍♂️

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@kaiba_1991 @1234antha1 @_iamlougotti Or you could just take the billion dollars that you would get from the doubling dollar so you wouldn't need to work. And even if you did decide to work you can afford to fail 100 times with that much money.

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

Apparently one in every 100 people is a psychopath.😱 (True, as per research).

That means that the chances are you will bump into one at some point during your day. 😳

I have met 99 other people today and they are all perfectly normal...😳😁

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

Just because everyone else is putting their clocks back tonight it doesn't mean you can't put yours back whenever you want to ☺️

I put mine back an hour whenever I feel like it.

It's currently 17th century France where I live. 😁

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

I would like to give a big shout out to those remaining people in the world who haven't got a podcast.

Well done to all three of you. ☺️🏆

😁

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

My local police station has a sign in their window saying "Wanted: murderer".

I assumed it was a job advert so I went into apply and they interviewed me immediately. They're now asking me about my previous experience as a murderer and want me to stay overnight. 😁

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

To the people who read my tweets and never 'like' any of them...I hope the next time you have a microwave dinner there is a small cold bit in the middle.

So there. 😁

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

@the_end_of_jay 😂

You know you're up for the challenge of trying to escape 😁