Captain Rob 💙💛🤍

Travels a lot and writes books. Two dark 'Assassins' Social Club' comedies and three hilarious 'Six Idiots' novels out now

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

Five books...two series, lots of dead people and much chortling and snort laughs.

Six Idiots Witness a Murder (3 books)
The Assassins' Social Club (2 books)

Available on Amazon and Kindle 😀

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I may or may not still be in Japan...one of my books has a section in Japan too.

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Why yes, I am still in Japan...

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And from above...

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Where crossing the road becomes performance art...

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@namaferd Thank you! 🇯🇵

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Well, this is a bit different...

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@RealHeatherOB @Madame_Robinska @cterlson A lot of people see reading as a very passive activity unfortunately. In a world of overstimulation and short attention spans a lot of younger people don't know what it's like to stay still for an hour and bury themselves in a book.

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@194Royc @dund93 Raphinha did for Leeds too... he just plonked the ball down somewhere in the quadrant and kicked it.

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@GrahamSmyth I think you should have loaned him one of yours....perhaps the one who did the disturbing drawing about a year ago that you forced us all to see 😱😂

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I have just invented the world's cheapest electric car 😁 It will cost you hardly anything to run and it's a very cheap up front purchase too!

Range is a bit of an issue...currently you only get 18 feet but you can double that if you buy one of these ☺️

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My new dog has just blown up his kennel 😟

I guess it serves me right for getting a Yorkshire terrorist.

😁

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@lilith_haugen I'm quite good at licking the bowl...

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If you are hobby is murdering people I'd rather not be friends with you.

But if you've got some cool stories, I'm happy to listen 😁

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I sometimes wonder if Jack and Diane ever met up with Tommy and Gina...

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@sarabushway

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I cannot think of many things more excruciating than a 'cover reveal' post. 😟

We literally don't care. If we are interested in your book we will buy it when it comes out regardless of what the cover looks like.

And if we're not, the cover won't change our minds.

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@sarabushway It's a personal thing. I don't like bacon either.

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I know it's not a popular opinion but I like it when my Uber driver talks to me.

[Captain Rob 💙💛🤍 @CaptainRandom10]

It might be an unpopular opinion but unpopular opinions are quite often popular opinions while popular opinions can be unpopular with people who normally have unpopular opinions and whose opinions are not normally popular.

My head hurts now 😁