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@DLeonhardt if you don’t already, you should keep a running list of your recommendations somewhere on https://t.co/tEBKZY14W9

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@BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports

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@Nike @TeamUSA @TeamShuster I need you all to sell U.S. Men’s Curling jerseys #USCurling #underdogs #Pyeongyang2018 #takemymoney #goalmedalheros

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@MattJamilton. Fear the Stache. #underdogs #curling

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@MattJamilton INCREDIBLE FINISH!!! Where does one buy a Matt Hamilton Olympic jersey? Asking for a friend. #thatfriendisme #USA #curling #TeamShuster #earlymorningsintheMidwest #fearthestache #underdogs #Madisonishome

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@theCHIVE you can see the emotion in @mattnathanson's shirt

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@thechive - @mattnathanson saying Bill Murray would be his fav celeb hangout @RaviniaFestival and then performing a song in his name #KCCO

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@cta is the armitage brown line station operational today?

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@OldManBody yeah but if you made a "find Kelly" app I know about 15 people who'd buy it.

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@OldManBody wait.....guacamole is extra? #getout

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Metra, unless you're bringing the cavalry in to get this train moving, please don't say the "commander" is coming to fix the problem

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@SportsCenter @ESPNNBA always a class act...and winner #PatRiley

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

LeBron James in 4 years w/ Heat:
•4 NBA Finals
•2 NBA Titles
•2 MVPs
•2 Finals MVPs
•26.9 PPG, 7.6 RPG, 6.7 APG

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Is Cleveland considered a major US city again? Serious question....?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The biggest losers here are the Miami sports writers. What the hell do they have to talk about now?

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

WHO DID THIS 😂

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@aim_a_roo Italian combo sandwich from portillos, cheese fries, and a milkshake #biteyourtongue

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Chris Sale and Anthony Rizzo win MLB All-Star Game Final Vote. Nice work, Chicago.