CaptSelfMade

If I recommend it, I've done it.

Earthling with enough trial and error to discern some Truth.

Here to help people get the insights of life and implement.

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

To my real ones out here 👊

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@EsotericLifes Yep

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@JoshChambers Utter bullshit

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@RolandGunnTN Has been for yrs

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

@3andout_pod @TheVolumeSports @JohnMiddlekauff All injuries fake and rigged for gambling companies the leagues are in bed with but okay.

Funny how it happened in MLB too right

[Archangel Gabriel @AA_Gabriel1111]

Everything happens first in the invisible world then gets materialized down here.

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@mikeMaher Imagine thinking it's not a theater play at this point. None of them are playing to win, they play to the plan

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

💯

[Grant Lannin @retirementkeys]

you live in a do-anything video game with nothing in your way other than your own psyche (of which you can control/craft)

....

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@lporiginalg A real one

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@SerbianGematria Mfers, CANNOT help themselves

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

Can confirm

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

In order to have peace at home

You have to f*ck her brains out at least 2-3 times a week

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@vividvoid Top 1%er!

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@VinceClassic I mean. Is it even a pro shoot if it doesn't have an asshole hider?

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@nickgerli1 Canary in the coal mine last time!

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Wide-spread phone-based sports gambling is a disaster, the fact that the GOP was responsible for pushing it in the name of "freedom" is disgraceful

A large portion of the "conservative movement" is just looking for a pay day, their claims about principle are hollow

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@beachmonsta Logan Paul over there bald as a cue ball lmao....

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@BeholdPaleH0rse Gotta calm those sellout demons somehow

[CaptSelfMade @CaptainSelfMade]

@TheNFLDrop Must not be willing to partake fully in their humiliation rituals so he's not being rewarded w a script of pleasure

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

"I'm just as American as you."

Really?

What's your favorite Burt Reynolds movie?

[Law Of Attraction @The_Secret_Law]

You attract exactly what you speak, think and feel.