Cap_Shmit

captain of the future. #TheFutureIsNow

[SeBon.92 @SEbon_92]

@waitrose Jan needs an apology, we all need an apology!
@JanMolby @milocomedy #troyhawke #greetersguild #whatwouldjanmolbydo
Roy?..stick a T on that 🥴

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@Tesco I'd like to discuss your bakery product, "pack of 4 Blueberry Muffins."
I'm concerned about the non existing jam experience within the muffin, if you added jam this would escalate the experience from a 5 to a 10 in one swift jammy swoop.
#jam
#Bringthejam
#jammy
#muffin

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@AmericanAir How boring, you yanks sure do know how to piss on a party! Well at least I got some good stories to tell when I get to the bar later 🍻

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@AmericanAir WORST service on the planet!
JFK/Heathrow both a shambles, the staff are under-trained, unapproachable, rude, no care whatsoever that customers are missing flights?! The poor system is defo in place purposely to delay you. #moneymaking #disgusting #poorservice

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@adamss_9 @AmericanAir Careful not to choke whilst you're sucking up all of lifes fun 🤣😭😭
And luckily its 4 hours not a day! #phew 👌🥂🍾

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@AmericanAir Can I ask what the non-alcohol thing is all about?
The 8 hour flight to America consisted only of cans and cheap wine also not even an in-flight mag to purchase anything!?
Now 4hours to cancun and I can't even get a cheap wine or a can!? #shambles #whatistheworldcomingto?!

[Makarand (मकरंद) (مکرند) @Makarand_S]

#SeriousQuestion

Who pays for the clothes the PM wears? What happens to them once he changes? (I am sure that he hasn't repeated any outfit since 2014).

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@mrosex18 Interested!

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@LemmyLee6 @DHorg1 Interested dm me please

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@JimWare58 @mikeep6 @British_Airways Nope all was perfect, thanks everyone ! ☀️🙌🍾🥂

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@British_Airways can i fly with 3 months valid passport to lanzarote or will i be turned away?

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@mikeep6 @British_Airways Update, all was fine!

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@ziggysykes @TUIUK I'm being told by the airline that aslong as i have 3 months valid from my return date then that is fine 😬

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@TUIUK can i fly to lanzarote with 3 months valid passport or will i be turned away?

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@mikeep6 @British_Airways Third party nationals require a minimum of 3 months validity on travel documents less then 10 years old is what i am being told 😬

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@mikeep6 @British_Airways I called easy jet and they said 3 months valid from the time i arrive back is fine, not sure why they said this

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@Ryanair can i fly with 3 months valid passport to lanzarote?

[Cap_Shmit @CaptainShmit]

@Ryanair i was told i only need 3 months on my passport to visit lanzarote, your app is suggesting 6 months. Please confirm? I will have 3 months valid from when i return.