CaptainWhacky

[CaptainWhacky @CaptainWhacky]

@GameStopHelp My order just got cancelled on Xmas Eve. Say it isn’t so, @gamestop! How do I get help on this?!!?!

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@MrsWethsClass So cute

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@EagleGryphon Do you have a new timeline on the KS launch?

[theclaven @theclaven]

I just admitted the coolest baby in the history of babies @angrybuckeye1 @CaptainWhacky @Earsel38

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@RHDech @sselliot Been there. Done that. #flippant #quitpointingoutthatothercountriesarebetter

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@theclaven @angrybuckeye1 Nothing like some good old fashioned Christmas taunting.

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@geeklibrary #notifyme Great Western Trail until 1:16 pm

[ACLU @ACLU]

Memo to @SheriffTNehls:

You can't prosecute speech just because it contains the word "fuck."

The owner of this truck should contact @ACLUTx.

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@sselliot I know. But it’s OK now, because the government released a report acknowledging global warming and knowing is half the battle...

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@angrybuckeye1 Always love the Kum & Go...

[NWS Fort Worth @NWSFortWorth]

2pm- D/FW Airport has recorded 90 degrees. This is the first 90 degree temperature recorded at D/FW in the month of November. #dfwwx

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@theclaven And the #1 insult: Belgians.

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@angrybuckeye1 @SandHollowGolf I just cannot like this tweet. It it still hurts.

[Leder Games @LederGames]

Help us spread the word about Root and we will give you a Trick or Treater! Retweet this Tweet!
https://t.co/eiCpER0O7F

#RootBoardGame

[CaptainWhacky @CaptainWhacky]

Now following @boardgamerpinup and @425suzanne. I’m just one of many who believe inclusivity and diversity add fresh and important voices

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@RHDech I just feel it is the perfect metaphor for man's relationship to nature. Can an example be a metaphor?

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A Wild Bison Was Spotted in Germany for the First Time in Two Centuries. Then It Was Shot - Smithsonian
https://t.co/33zOPcm6jG

[Tatered @tatered]

.@VicenteFoxQue is the president America needs.

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I don't believe @BUFootball loss is God's punishment for 52 alleged acts of rape. But that is more credible than "injuries".@AnnCoulter

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You know you are pathetically clinging to any connection to fame when you tweet that you kids school uniform is the same as @SarahMGellar