Carrot {Michael}

Lover of comedy wordplay, Discworld, Tube railway, BBC Radio 4. Christian. Living happily with a non-twitterer.
He/Him.

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I got a new phone before Christmas and didn't install twitter on it. I look in on twitter occasionally, but I think that I won't be using it much any more, as it doesn't feel as safe as space as it was when I first joined. There are some of you that I'll miss.

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@sanditoksvig @LdnGMC Thanks/Tak Sandi.

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It was a great night listening to @LdnGMC I could feel the hygge.

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@Mikeashworth12 @markovenden I've always wondered if it would have had side walls or side rails to make it feel safe and secure when people used it.

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@Rincew1nd_Hat Commiserations. Hope it doesn't affect you too badly. I'm sure self-pampering will help.

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@merseytart What a lovely story.

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@bkandboomsticks @bchadwickfrance @JonnElledge I suppose that Harold Wood and Maryland might count as named after people as well.

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@richardavsmith It sounds like a proper Underground train.

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My trans friends, and every trans person should be able to live their lives and feel safe. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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@OwenJones84 I love your sparks of humour.

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We are enjoying seeing Matthew Mitcham at @GooseTheatre in the play "Strangers in between".

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A #Pride Loco at Acton today. #tubegeek

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IT have remote control of my computer, so I am looking at twitter.

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@IP2guy 50×5, 100÷10 that makes 260, then just turn the 9 the other way up.

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Too funny not to share!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What Carrot’s friends say when Carrot does something characteristically wacky

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Well, I am gently drunk, trying to find my way home on the tube. Hic!

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@tartanmog Enjoy celebrating your birthday!

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@Welshbeard Please take good care of yourself, and David.

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@merseytart Sue is an excellent host of Just a Minute.

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@rincew1nd It even has your age ;-)