Morgen Courtney

Some may call my life a shit show, and others may call it organized chaos. I call it fun, but with a sprinkle of tears.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Well, this has to be by far the greatest compliment I have ever received. Good luck now boys. #ShitAllOverMyFace #MothersDayCupcake ?

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

@spotifypodcasts you really are going to make me download and get @AppleMusic instead?!

[Gimlet Union @GimletUnion]

Our and @ParcastUnion 's statement on yesterday's layoffs at @Spotify @Gimletmedia @ParcastNetwork

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

@SpotifyUSA ya done broke my heart… a lil more. Tisk tisk.

[Heavyweight Podcast @heavyweight]

Heavyweight as it exists under Spotify will be ending after this season, on Dec 21st. We’re so proud of everything we’ve made, and we’re hoping the show finds a new home in the future. Till then, stay tuned (stay subscribed)! And thank you all so much for your love and support.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

As someone who (many might not know, but I guess now do)… deal with idk… something the doctors call “depression” and “anxiety”, @heavyweight has provided stories that have eased that “pain”. Y’all are a damn fool if you are dropping them.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Only reason I redownloaded this app was to reach out to @SpotifyUSA … which I will say is my utmost favorite app, however Mr./Ms. Spotify, I’m PISSED! You are getting rid of @heavyweight ?! One of the best podcasts? Are you good? Is you okay?

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Okay. I’ve said my peace. This is my last 24 hours on twitter…. and I actually am sad. All y’all funny freaks and peeps, damn… one day there will be something raw and real again.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

It’s funny… so I tried to see the new twitter algorithm and figure out what would happen if I followed more “right winged posts” as some may say.

They are so negative, false, and radically racist… it’s astounding! It’s mostly always fake news with no background. 😂😂😂😅😢😢🥸

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Control the masses they said, it would be fun they said.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

So many bot replies to this shit. Y’all are fucking FAKE. Imagine actually working in the fast food industry, of which none of y’all idiots have. One day I hope to get to throw fries in y’all’s racist faces. And until then, ✌🏼

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

What is wrong with people?

Watch this:

A Jack-in-the-Box employee gets in an argument about forgetting a customer's curly fries and then shot at their vehicle with a pregnant woman and young child inside.

Apparently the employee, Alonniea Fantasia Ford forgot the customer's fries. The employee can then be seen throwing condiment packages at the car. The customer then throws food back.

At this point the employee thinks that the actions seen in this video were warranted. A civil suit is now underway claiming that 'Jack-in-the-Box was negligent for not keeping customers safe'.

What has the world come to?

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Sex bots should make you happy >>> but they aren’t real, guys 😭🥺. Damn this @elonmusk get ya gals

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Long live YikYack @YikYakApp

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

I can’t lie, so much of my life has changed since I stopped waking up and laughing at the shit I saw on twitter. Now I just see random fake sex bots following me on the daily.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Funny… and weird, as soon as I tweeted that shit about twitter sucking to @elonmusk my feed returned to my normal “free” twitter. Weird flex Mr.Musk, but okay. Thank you for helping the ones in need. 🤍

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Why won’t insecure men stop dating secure women? Fucking riddle me that.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Everyone I’ve loved I’ve been honest to. But, sometimes honesty isn’t enough, and neither is love.

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

#math Word problem: 3/4 boyfriends have cheated. 3/4 boyfriends have been insecure. 6/8 of (me) have made bad decisions. How many have I… made decent decisions… on behalf of?

[T-13 @Vnilla__]

Next time I get hibachi this what I wanna see

[Morgen Courtney @Captain_Morgen_]

Twitter has completely gone to shit. @elonmusk this was my favorite app.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

rage against the machine

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

caesar when brutus stabbed him