Captain Fructose

Let the adventure begin!

[Duolingo @duolingo]

Here’s a bird turd. After all, they say bird poop is good luck.

In honor of canceled flights, sudden coughs, and surging prices, let's chant Duolingo’s Most 2022 Phrase: “Please don’t cancel my plans.”

Use this bird poop wisely. I can only make so much.

#duolingo365

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE NOW: The @NASA_Orion spacecraft has launched from @NASAKennedy and the #Artemis I mission is underway. Watch coverage of Orion’s first outbound trajectory burn on the way to the Moon. https://t.co/ZK1Gl7ucZp

[Captain Fructose @Captainfructose]

Looking at the pretty fall flowers while I wait to be found! #sar #searchdog #utahsearchdogs @ Willard, Utah https://t.co/NP6FA7BWNl

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Hey Dusty Stephens(@TheJeyger), thank you for following me

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Somebody decided that I needed to share my food with him 🤣 https://t.co/cvhXDejYXM

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It's a beautiful morning this morning! https://t.co/8UqJn2Emmn

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Hey 🆂🅾🅿🅷🅸🅰 🅹🅾🅷🅽🆂🅾🅽 💖(@Sophia_27517), thank you for following me

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Hey carter joe durst(@carterjoe19), thank you for following me

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If you need cheap flash memory chips these are a great option! https://t.co/9GIkHpRmgZ

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Hey Tommy(@TomandJ29562462), thank you for following me

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Hey Culinary Crafts(@CulinaryCrafts), thank you for following me

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Just realized I hadn't uploaded a picture of the motorcycle after I finished fixing it up! So here is a before and after! https://t.co/V82O9eA52p

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11 years! 😮

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Was this actually two years ago?

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I found Lucas! lucasthespider he was on our sprinkler system valve! https://t.co/zWbT5LHv3n

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Hey 🅻🅰🆄🆁🅴🅽 🅻🅰🆆🆁🅴🅽🅲🅴 😚(@Lauren_89506), thank you for following me

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Jason Pangman this makes me miss my car 😭.

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Hey Thinger(@HelloThinger), thank you for following me

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Hey Firepaw14(@Firepaw014), thank you for following me

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Hahaha! https://t.co/uALT0mJXfw