The Captain

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

I spelled it Mike so I must have been talking about you lol

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@MikeWithaY im on now if you want to play some halo. unfortunately my mike wont work i think theres something wrong with my controller

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@jmarctom You can’t blame Colt McCoy. The boy is still running from Suh in his nightmares

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

is Colt McCoy going to talk the entire game

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@MikeWithaY I screamed that as I crossed the line at the end of a race in Boulder today. It felt so good… and also almost killed my lol ☠️☠️☠️

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@MikeWithaY What did he think?

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@samanthaaa211 This tweet gives me an overwhelming amount of anxiety

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@MikeWithaY Max from 30 mins earlier…

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@samanthaaa211 lol such a baby

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

Cat hammock has to be the best purchase we’ve made for the new house

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@snakeily

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@IbbidyGibbidy Had the exact same moment when liz and I did yoga one day recently and I realized she crosses her legs with her right leg in front but I naturally put my left in front

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@snakeily Whew. I'm not saying I wouldn't have moved... But it would have given me pause for sure

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@snakeily Norfolk senior high school valedictorian 2007

[The Captain @CaptnCox]

@MikeWithaY Good race? No. Good outcome? Very much yes

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

There’s only one way to celebrate in Monaco! 🏊

And @Charles_Leclerc wasn’t waiting for Fred to decide! 😂

#MonacoGP 🇲🇨 #F1

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

IT'S A LECLERC FRONT ROW LOCK OUT

LECLERC
PIASTRI-LECLERC

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