Captain Zoots

surfin thru life on a fuckin, shrimp sandwich, with your mom

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@TimSweeneyEpic Tim wishes he could get some puh

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@Riley_Gaines_ what a waste of a hot bitch

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@Excellentsalvic Cancer

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@huxlab fuck this guy

[Sam Adams ~ #NotMeUs @CapaTosta122]

Keep flooding the algorithm.

Chris Van Hollen
Ayanna Pressley

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@ksorbs loser Kevin Sorbo everyone

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@TimSweeneyEpic Tim sucks

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@GadSaad Look at the smug arrogance in this fuckin tweet by this douchebag who's probably sitting on the shitter staring at a shit stain in his tightly whities.

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@mattyglesias Dude u suck balls

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@E4xtream shut up dude

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @maddoxrules]

At some point you're going to need a primer to understand these memes. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, everyone.

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@MattWalshBlog Matt. honestly. fuck you

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Hey @joerogan look the political party you endorsed against and regularly smear is doing the one policy thing you actually genuinely give a shit about in your state

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@mattyglesias

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@elonmusk Lmao whiny lil Republican bitches

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Six seasons and a movie

[brent 🌹🗽 @BrentInQueens]

This right-wing AI slop was somehow meant to be racist but it goes so unbelievably hard.

I have been singing “Rajesh says no beef upon the grill” all day.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

13% and 18% approval ratings.

[Captain Zoots @Capzoots]

@TheLaurenChen You're a dumb bitch

[HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot]

🇮🇱🇺🇸 Jon Stewart has to remind John Fetterman that he’s a Senator for the United States and not Israel