cara

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

@elliesisk I think that’s just a support pole

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

@elliesisk Hahahah the Facebook recommendations one 😫😫 Yelp is just too much.

[Monica Wheat @mwheat14]

Georgia residents 17+, Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who their 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until Dec 7 to register to vote. Retweet to share even if you don’t live in GA.

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

just passed out getting my birth control implant 🤙🏼

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

My Co-star intern mist have watched a BBC nature doc before sending this shit

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

drunken comas are the closest thing we have to time travel

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

red onions can fight

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

I miss bar bathrooms

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

I can't believe we have to clarify this but a scenario where the hospital system collapses and a million Americans die is also a scenario where the economy is very, very bad

[cara @CaraCarpenter0]

hey ! reminder to fill out the 2020 Census while you’re quarantined. It’s so important to make sure your community gets the funds and representation it needs !! #becounted

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

Every single person in this video is a disgrace.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So everybody understands that the reason we don’t have mass testing in the US is because Trump rejected the available World Health Org tests because he said “the numbers might hurt” his chances of re-election?

[charis @gothloglady]

the plan? create a virus that infects the population in order to increase hand sanitizer sales

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Confused Biden Announces He Is Dropping Out Of Race, Endorses Joe Biden https://t.co/ixtL6rtKdh

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

I genuinely feel for Elizabeth Warren’s supporters. She has had one of the most competent and well put together campaigns that’s been balanced by passion and plans but, and I hate to say it, if she were a man she’d be in the top three in a walk.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Norman Fucking Rockwell on repeat during Mercury Retro

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Overlong 2020 Democratic Presidential primary endorsement thread incoming. Twitter probably isn't the optimal medium, but it's where I have the largest audience and full editorial control. Maybe I'll reformat. Maybe I won't

RIP my mentions, both for my choice and my explanation