Anthropic’s threat report reads less like cybersecurity research and more like scripture.
Russia uses Claude.
China uses Claude.
Yemen uses Claude.
Hackers use Claude.
Governments use Claude.
Scammers use Claude.
Dating bots use Claude.
Everyone is distilling Claude.
Apparently Claude is no longer an AI model.
It is the central nervous system of human civilization.
At this rate, the next report will reveal that God was fine-tuned on Opus.
Effectively zero immigrants went to West Virginia from 2019 to 2024, yet many West Virginians ranked immigration as their top issue because they thought NYC was stealing their welfare and Social Security checks to pay for illegal immigrant housing.