Josh Barrow

I’m a software developer. I make things. You’ve probably used some of them.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

If "we got our asses kicked in a war 150 years ago because we were the bad guys" is important to your cultural identity, you're not trying.

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

Just saw an article about writing clean php. I chuckled slightly.

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

@BigZaphod The Matrix, if it were for chickens.

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

I'm cold.

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

Snake Corn Dog https://t.co/Vi2wlcMFuh

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

@BigZaphod It's also fun to say!

[Peter Seibel @peterseibel]

Seibel's 1st Law of Debugging: The longer and more ridiculous the debugging session, the stupider the bug will eventually turn out to be.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

BREAKING NEWS: Sean Spicer invites Scaramucci out for gelato

"hey man, u free to hang out?" says Spicer

Scaramucci declined to comment.

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

Get your images delivered lightning-fast, responsive and highly optimized with @cloudinary https://t.co/sC8yP2Wyf1

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

@xychelsea You get a lot of flack on here it seems, but I want you to know that you're supported and loved too. Sending hearts from Oklahoma.

[Ben McCool @BenMcCool]

Another juggler gives up on his dreams...

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

My feeling this morning https://t.co/iexJuwDtgm

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

back to work, everybody

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

I swear to God Trump is sundowning.
Here he is, confused, wandering away from his limo.
He had to be redirected.
#25thAmendmentNow

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

Horses

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

@clairecmc Had a dream that I introduced you to @royzimmerman - you told me that you already knew him! Crazy dreams. :-)

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

If I was developing a Twitter client, I would never get anything done.

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

@stroughtonsmith Work projects, 10. Personal projects, 11.

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

Am I the only one that actually uses tags in macOS?

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

Retweet if you have a giant box of cords and cables which you have no idea what to do with but won't throw them out

[Josh Barrow @Carbamide]

Impressed with the performance of @Cities_PDX Cities Skylines on my Hackintosh.