Tino Cardasis

ball so hard university

[Tino Cardasis @CardasisTino]

My econ professor said “beef” 125 times in a single lecture. Here are all of them

[Tino Cardasis @CardasisTino]

Here is my starting 11 for my All Childhood team:
g - iker casillas
lb - chiellini
cb - bastian schweinsteiger
cb - pepe
rb - sergio ramos
lm - ozil
cm - paul pogba
cm - kaka
rm - ronaldo
s - messi
s - ronaldhino

[Tino Cardasis @CardasisTino]

Commercials during the World Cup cooling breaks #utterwokenonsense

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@FCHWPO

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@PistolRick Because it’s a basketball !! :D

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Watching an AJ Hinch disasterclass in person is unreal

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Summer of George

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@x1440777 I just lol’d and spit out my coffee xD

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Mary Catherine Shoemaker-Narcha

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If I was a woman I’d have the longest most epic girlboss hyphenated name

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Running midday in the Loop is performative

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Need to do something Chinese today

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@faget9261530128 Title Fight lowkey talks abt this

[flaw @madeflawless]

Realising you fell for the hesi

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Me and my stupid backwards hat wife

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Full sliced onion rings in the salad. How tf am I supposed to eat that

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If you see me in the airport w my girl try to get me arrested

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Idk how to flirt I just asked this girl what she thinks of how Tobias Harris has been playing

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It’s that time of year when everyone my age gets a doctors graduation cap

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

One of the defining hallmarks of our modern age is that people in charge of good things are willing to make them incrementally worse for a chance to make more money, knowing most people are powerless to stop it.

[Tino Cardasis @CardasisTino]

Women can’t flirt why did she just speak to me in a British accent