Stav, Ph.D.

I was put on this earth to play gigs in two-bit sleezy dives for pocket change and free booze

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

@Lifeinvestmoney Are we really surprised that a decades long campaign warning high schoolers about the health and legal implications of underage drinking resulted in less high schoolers drinking? What did you think would happen?

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

Seeing LARPers in the park is like seeing a baby deer. Beautiful, Innocent, Pure.

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

@GRMead3 Soccer isn’t a battle, it’s the whole war

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It’s Monday and I Can Feel The Clothes On My Skin

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

I behave even better around female cops because that taser can turn into a gun in .2 seconds

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

Everybody knows women are controlled by the moon. The question then becomes “How do we control the Moon?”

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There are three great American novels:

Moby Dick
Blood Meridian
The Old Man and the Sea

Two of them involve the sea, there’s a lesson in that

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@LAChas77 Sounds like you need to find some friends with some hobbies, loser

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

My top three sayings at the moment:

1. That’s Baseball
2. Not my monkey, not my circus
3. I don’t have a horse in this fight

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

It’s so easy to start a race war at Costco

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@Enzorpheus Isn’t that the girl who talks about pissing herself all the time

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People always talk about making a lot of money but they miss the second crucial step: the casino

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Platonic ideal of a MILF

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

180. Lean.

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I have blocked every single account that has ever shown me an ad

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

Some of you never left the starter village and it shows

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

Driving to work and there was a goblin jaywalking, I didn’t swerve

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

The helpful Wigger at Guitar Center just quoted Aristotle’s Nicomachean Ethics

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I’ll be a 47 year-old Sensitive Young Man soon

[Stav, Ph.D. @stavdaphd]

@Chromebook4143 Hypothetical: Pistons and Thunder make the finals, which Piston do you sacrifice Game 1 to take SGA out?