LongSchlong KingKong

simple as a whole, befuddling in parts.

#Carefree

#EndSARS

#PeterObi2027

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

We pray for the peace that lets us sleep without tossing or turning 🤲🏽

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

@ennyola0015 Omo
This has to be a curse
How are you this useless

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

@ukocarter Gbam!!!
Very callous soul

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

@MaxFSport Tosin needs to fucking go
Josh should be on a very good loan, kid is too good to be behind Tosin

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

@ARISEtv Demography check*
Sighs 😪
As usual water is wet

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

CHRISTIAN GENOCIDE: Catholic Priest Rev. Fr. Samuel Opeyemi Macheted to Death in Kogi https://t.co/xLlvwhwOAm

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

Thick ass lobster fr

[PETA @peta]

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔

[Maxence Lacroix @LacroixMaxence]

Here. An absolute honour to sign for a club like @ChelseaFC. So ready for the challenge ahead. Thank you Jesus always. See you all at the Bridge soon. 💙

« What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us ? »
Romans 8:31

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

Content Creator Young C Entertainment Narrates How Nigerian Police and JTF Officers in Imo State Stopped a Commercial Bus and Ordered a Young Man to Step Down. Then The Officers Took the Young Man Into the Bush, Searched His Bags, and Found Nothing. They Then Forced Him to Unlock His Phone, Saw Money in His Bank Account, and Ordered the Bus Driver to Leave Him Behind. When the Driver Refused, They Brutalized Him and Forced Him to Drive Off. The Officers Threatened to Label the Young Man an “Unknown Gunman” and Shoot Him Unless He Transferred All the Money in His Bank Account. Out of Fear, Threats, Beatings, and Harassment, the Young Man Transferred ₦480,000. He Also Said the Officers Forced the Victim to Take a Loan From OPay Before Releasing Him. @PoliceNG_CRU

[Brittnie Brent @BrentBritt58901]

Do you see our little brother in Christ ?

Such an innocent sweet babyboy♥️

Don't look away from him trying to wake up his mama not knowing she's unalived😭😭😭

They took her life for the same faith she grew up in and was going to teach her son.

I cannot imagine what he's seen or been through or if he witnessed his mother going to heaven💔

Thank you God somebody found him.

I'm so sorry he had to find his mama like this.

Humanity sucks 😞

#EndChristianPersecution
#EndChristianGenocide
#PrayersforNigeria

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Remember, all Muslim countries in the Middle East were once Christian.

When Muslims invaded them, they killed the men, raped the women, and enslaved the children.

That’s how those countries became Islamic. And that’s exactly what they’re trying to do in Europe and America now.

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

I'd tell you to go suck a dick but you'll probably love that
You fucking racist hypocrite

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Apparently, I’m still the person the internet asks about South Africa.
So I went looking for answers. Whatever holiday you are looking for, South Africa has you. Just don’t say we didn’t tell you.

@TBCZA

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

@ConnCFC Hat-trick too
He's a joke 🔥🔥

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

Just tired😪

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

Abdul, the terrorist from Berlin, has been shot and killed by police.

Inshallah. Praise be to Allah!

May he enjoy his 72 virgins.

They’re all goats, by the way.

[Onowu Chukwuemeka @osisinaamiego]

Just finished watching a video of South African Police @SAPoliceService strangling our brother Chika Ibe to death. @officialABAT under your administration Nigerians are being murdered home and abroad. God forbid you and your party

[Masara Kim @masskeemz]

Yesterday around 1:30 p.m., armed terrorists stormed Manja village in Chakfem District, Mangu LGA, Plateau State, Nigeria, while believers were still in church. They opened fire indiscriminately and burned homes.

Thanks to a swift military response, many civilians were evacuated to safety. Tragically, one soldier paid the supreme price defending the community.

This marks yet another assault on Christian communities in Plateau State — over 50 lives have been lost since June 1 alone. Many of these attacks happen in remote villages and are rarely reported, but together they paint a disturbing picture.

Please pray for the people of Manja, for the families affected, and for lasting peace in Plateau State.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Say what you want about Christianity...

But one thing I've noticed is that zero Christians are out there running around screaming "Jesus is Lord" and then violently st*bbing, sh00ting, and m*rdering people.

It seems to only be the“Allahu Akbar” people who are doing this.

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

PRAY🙏: A 25-year-old Ugandan pastor was killed hours after participating in a public Christian-Muslim debate where two Muslim women reportedly converted to Christianity.

Witnesses said Pastor Bernard Mulongo was threatened afterward by Imam Hassan Musa, who allegedly told him, "You deserve death" for leading Muslims to Christ.

Later that evening, after a radio interview, armed men on motorcycles stopped Mulongo and his friend. The friend escaped, but Mulongo was captured and later found dead with multiple injuries.

Police are investigating the murder, and Musa is considered a suspect but remains at large. Mulongo is survived by his wife and two young children.

[LongSchlong KingKong @CardinalGorilla]

@Chrisblin Walahi everybody go dey meet for checkpoint 😂😂😂😂

[OjiUgo™️🍫👁️‍🗨️ @OjiUgo_nwa]

I’m exhausted, my heart is broken to pieces at this point. Tinubu must go because he has failed woefully, see how Christians are being murdered in their numbers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭