Cardinal Upchuck

Maker of crap animation and dodgy photoshops. Likes cake.

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[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

@ArgosHelpers I have a complaint relating to stated delivery date vs. actual delivery date for a washer/dryer. Should be here tomorrow (according to confirmation email and follow up txt) call from manufacturer today telling me it would now be March.

Especially bad during covid!

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

Hey @TheLastLeg #isitok that TV shows keep talking about the lockdown rule changes like the apply to the whole uk, when it's actually just England #stopAddingMoreConfusion

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Well known sports commentator Andrew Cotter got bored during #covid19 #lockdown

I only watched it many times.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

@PiratesMallorca saw the show last week and it was excellent. We'll done.

What I'd like to know is how you think you can justify charging an extra $10 for the privilege of not eating dead animal?

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

@QuornFoods do you know your packaging is crap? Every time this rips and you need a sharp pointy thing to open it, even though it looks designed to open easily.

Love and hugs

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

Watching #hypothetical it strikes me that @nomadicrevery is one mustache away from looking like a young chuckle brother

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

Hi @BlacksHelpTeam - I'm still waiting on my order (last/only update on Jan 4th). Emailed support with only automated reply and getting nowhere with the chat on website.

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

#SCOvRSA never a yellow, though does make up for the obstruction that got ignored earlier.

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@boohoo_cshelp hi. Someone seems to have set up an account, and placed at least one order using my email address: what should I do?

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@garybrannan All I can think is "uh uh uh, don't know the password... Uh uh uh, don't know the passw...."

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@RBS_Help No problem - have a wonderful evening

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@RBS_Help - just so you know, the online mechanism for telling the bank of travel plans is truly painful. Would be great if you could get some UX improvements from the actual users PoV (not legal/business). Love and hugs...

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

@BelladrumFest - has your website been hacked? Screenshot of Google search result in this tweet looks a bit suspicious?

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

Pic / comic: Flat Earth Evidence
I got a leaflet through my door in Portree, Scotland announcing that the Earth is flat. I laughed. Then died a little inside.
Full post: https://t.co/eo0LsKX9uu

#supidInPublic #FlatEarth #LearnHowToScience

[Cardinal Upchuck @CardinalUpchuck]

@GlasgowWarriors Oh well. Maybe next year... (when no-ones watching) ..please make me eat those words!

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@BBCJohnBeattie @BBCRadioScot Hardwired to self destruct - Metallica

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For making something I can't be arsed with tolerable I say to you; thanks. Thanks @garybrannan #Eurovision

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Congratulations @PRO14Official. Top move to diminish the audience for your tournament and the popularity of the sport overall. Short-term money gain for long term loss. Genius. #bbcsport #bbcalba #WarriorNation

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@Questing_Time @MCabournSmith @marcusbrig @MrDavidReed @brionyred Genuinely read that as "Question Time" and thought to myself: "wow! they've started chasing a whole new demographic since I last watched"