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Real Fake Cardinals Twitter Account. Bringing you the latest updates out of St. Louis.

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@stlcardinalsmlr you are an imposter. This is our account

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Tell Cy Hadd Jr I say hi in the next screenshot

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This Yankee thinks I’m Morello smh

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me irl

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Last season we mustered 2 steals total. This season with the speed of @dong_manchild, @StanMann15 and @ConnorMorgan18 we already have 3! You can try putting your bags in a safe but we're still going to steal them!

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@StanMann15 is savvy on the base paths and @dong_manchild drives him home! We've got a 1-0 lead now in Colorado, GO CARDS!

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@MlrChuck

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How could we forget about Tre Nichols?!? The guy now has THREE (3) WALKS (BB)!!! Maybe try throwing to him next time Richard Northstar... #whataneye #REDBIRDS >> #Reds

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We're through 2 here at Urban Chestnut with Filib, @StanMann15 and @MlrChuck leading the way for the red birds! Go Cards Go! #REDBIRDS>>>#Reds

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The Cardinals are excited to start their season off and so should you! We face the new Cincinnati Reds back home at Urban Chestnut field. Look out for new players Cockus Mclong and Dooper McPooperscooper!

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We welcome to the team our newest addition Mr. Himynameis, or as others may know him as, Matt! St. Louis is happy to have you!

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@CubsMLR you used #RunTheTable but I seem to see a different result upcoming for your session 14 game... We @CardinalsMLR take things #OneGameAtATime

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Welcome to St. Louis Goldie Jones!

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Congratulations to @StanMann15 for making the MLR All Star Game, and to @AaronSherbet and Filib for making the MiLR All Star Game! We'll be cheering you on from St. Louis! Go Cards Go!

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CARDS WIN! CARDS WIN! Canning goes 6 IP, 4 H, 3 BB, 2 ER, 7 K with the win, and @AaronSherbet and Connor Morgan drive in the runs with a dong a piece. GG @Astros_MRL

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@AaronSherbet Cookies and Cream's that ball into the bleachers as St. Louis takes the early lead 1-0!

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@AaronSherbet I know one cool guy named Aaron!

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Cardinals up 1 in the top of the 1st already, thanks to an rbi from our Mann, Stan! IceCream scores, Hyman on 2nd here with two outs.

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A bit late to the party, but sometimes all that matters is how you finish! Vote Filib, Chuck, Stan, Jack Jackie, Aaron, Chip and Buster to the All Star Game! #CardsLeadTheWay #NothingFakeAboutFiveStraightWins

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CARDS WIN! CARDS WIN! After such a gruelling game, Buster Hyman seals the deal with a bases clearing walk off triple after or pitcher Jordon Canning held the Dodgers to only one run in extras! Great work St. Louis, off to Milwaukee to keep the 5 game win streak going! 6-3W Cards