Cardy

Amateur jokes, professional douchebaggery.

#TheHobby

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

Mail day featuring the ready-to-punch co-stars of the Malice at the Palace. Oh and Vince Carter who detests rims and 7 foot Frenchmen.

My wife's father in law's nickname was "Hot Hands", a kleptomaniac whose drugs of choice were Fireball shooters and Marlboro Reds.

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@LememeJames If you wanna catch em' all, you gotta catch these hands👊

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@festive2018 Let's not reinvent the wheel here, Doug.

A straight, white, male. A recipe as American as apple pie. Or baseball. Or racism.

#voteblue

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

"Futura" /25 from 2015 Revolution.

In Latin, Futura translates to "things to come." Despite this, its lifespan was that of a classroom hamster, a cosmic instant.

These things pop like a firework show in the night sky of a particular war-torn region I am unwilling to mention.

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

I had a teacher tell me, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it all."

So I flipped her off.

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

Get ready to learn Turning Point USA buddy

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Trail Blazers have parted ways with newly hired TV play-by-play announcer Braiden Bell after old racist tweets he posted as a teenager resurfaced, per @ChrisBHaynes

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

A woman was breastfeeding in public and I found it tasteless. I was told it's sweeter from the tap.

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Hellen Keller would be exploited on OnlyFans in 2026

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Some are Sayin' Heisman. Some are not.

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

I thought DraftKings was a microbrewery ran by narcissists.

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

Gregg was always liable to Popyobitch

[TMZ @TMZ]

Gregg Popovich Marries Former Assistant Coach Mike Budenholzer's Ex-Wife https://t.co/gnPSe52oYI

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

@slabfactory_ty I thought I was getting Centel'd

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Locating a bathroom as a blind germophobe must be a nightmare.

Braille jail.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I've just found out that cock fighting is done by chickens.

Twelve months of training wasted.

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

S/O to ChatGPT for leading me in the right direction #TheHobby #Justice4Kyle

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@BleacherReport 4th quarter yelling, "WHY THE FUCK BATUM IN."

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@StevenCheah @BFW Cheah's got that dog in him, metaphorically of course

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@randymoler @SportsCardInv Damn good point, Zyn Griffey. Damn good.

[Cardy @CardySupreme]

I'm so bad at Chess that my King and Queen amicably divorced, for the sake of the children (me).