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🇨🇦 A canadian who hates everyone, yet loves everyone and is foul mouthed as a sailor yet maintains being complete and total lady. 🇨🇦

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How is the hell did captain Spalding never get his own movie??? Hes the best part of hpuse of a 1000 corpses

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@BerkleyPub @LKHamilton @strandbookstore This is so exciting, Ive been waiting forever to hear more about this one. I cant wait

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@MovieManiac125 ...a stranger walked past me and I didnt make fun of his face, trip him or punch him. I think that counts as being very nice 🤣

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

SWEAT (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) @deanprojectrock
Thiz song kicks the Ching-Chong off ur Ding-Dong-man! https://t.co/lRjQq7NdQj

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@MovieManiac125 Oh...same as always..now back to my depths I go

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@MovieManiac125 Think so, let me try here...

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@MovieManiac125 Im like a mythical creature, i rise every few months just to see whats up then back to my hiding place. 🤣🤣

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@MovieManiac125 I love that song

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

Nice dismount Carl but he may lose points for the sex trafficking 🤷

"John Geddert found dead after being charged with human trafficking and sex crimes, officials say" https://t.co/kIi1cP4ABY

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

Meh, I prefer Kellogs Malone. It's more fibre & less filling 🤫

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@TRossdawg @YouTube This was one of the funniest rants hes gone on in awhile.

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

Here you go everyone, it's your #BidenKart #MarioKart #Luigi / @JoeBiden meme material

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Another amazing book that i couldnt put down for even a second. @LKHamilton It was absolutely amazing! Thank you for all your hard work, and producing this little gem.

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@The_GRlggsTER 😲 oh god!

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@The_GRlggsTER 🙄 youve explored enough Christopher Columbus

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@SheilaBx2 @MovieManiac125 @saskiainsf1 @LovinPesos @TheMrsLevy @Oddwhims @SpookyMomTina @Kia720 Thank you! Happy Valentine's Day MD

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

It looks like a Gnome froze over while humping a lamp-post 🤷

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

Uranus whispers

I wish
I could be
like Uranus...

~Reflecting darkness in the light

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

Is it possible to still Tar & Feather people? This guy needs it ⬇️

[ƈơɱɛɖყ ƙཞყ℘ɬơŋıɬɛ @ComedyKrypt]

This is a message with secret meaning to it, not written by Greta but directed at Trump.

Tom Hanks wrote something similar about Issac Kappy losing his head before he "committed suicide" jumping off an Interstate.

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