Carissa

[Noor @noorrzainab]

At the age where if I see a chair, I’m sitting

[Keir Crispy||Investor £630pm pip📊 @KeirPIPreceiver]

Load of shit, Rishi will turn the rain on. Need a drinker like Boris back in, he had it on beer garden mode all summer!!

[Kyle @KSC_319]

At the E-Passport barriers again

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

Fell asleep with the heating on high

[Carissa @CarissaWilletts]

@Infragablekrunk @AskDocuSign I am having the same issue @AskDocuSign

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Makes you proud to be British.

[Gen @genmdk]

how imma sleep after watching tommy fury beat jake paul

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

January 3rd:

Christmas January is over, we have entered Real January. No more chocolate for breakfast, only toast now. Emails are back.

[r kid shawcross @LeeShawcross70]

I just saw 4 lads hitting this old woman, I didn’t hesitate for a second and rushed over to help. She didn’t stand a chance against 5 of us

[SLUG @generalslug]

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

us next @marksandspencers xx

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Lil man will forever hate Halloween & his sister ain’t sh*t for leaving him behind 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[Ezi @PrincessEzi]

ngl i’m late to everything simply because i’m delusional. I believe I can do anything and 30 mins.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Dolphin saves a dog that fell into the sea from the boat

[Sam @4317_sam]

The pound every time Liz Truss opens her gob

[James English @jamesenglish0]

Phil and Holly on their way to Alton towers