Carl Bateman

Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff.
ex @IBM

Be kind.
Be patient.
Be calm.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

Reminder:
Programmer for hire - (mostly web-based) computer graphics, creative coding, games
Contract, permanent or consultancy
Training: groups or one-to-one
@WebGL, @OpenGL, #GLSL, #JavaScript, #Cpp, C#, #sql
#3D, #AR, #VR, #WebAR, #WebVR
@babylonjs, @threejs, @playcanvas

[Matt @MSloth90]

@PolitlcsUK @billcurtis0 Bullshit. They're just finding excuses for their dangerous levels of incompetence and complete lack of compassion. How does "DEI" training force you to handcuff someone who's on the floor, barely breathing, and crying out that they've been stabbed? Fucking ridiculous.

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

I call BS.

The facts are these:
Henry Nowak told officers he'd been stabbed. He told them he couldn't breathe. An officer replied, “I don't think you have, mate”. They dragged him along the ground and handcuffed him. He died before anyone called an ambulance.

No DEI course teaches you to ignore a dying man. Officers have a duty to assess injured persons, call for medical assistance, and not take one party's word as gospel. They failed on all three.

This is incompetence repackaged as ideological victimhood. “DEI made us feel certain ways” shifts anger from officers who let a teenager die onto a culture-war target. That's their defence strategy.

Henry told them he was dying. They didn't listen. They didn't follow protocol. That's a conduct and skill problem, not a DEI problem.

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@Ello_FPL @Th_Angelopoulos Cool self-portrait.

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

I call BS.

The facts are these:
Henry Nowak told officers he'd been stabbed. He told them he couldn't breathe. An officer replied, “I don't think you have, mate”. They dragged him along the ground and handcuffed him. He died before anyone called an ambulance.

No DEI course teaches you to ignore a dying man. Officers have a duty to assess injured persons, call for medical assistance, and not take one party's word as gospel. They failed on all three.

This is incompetence repackaged as ideological victimhood. “DEI made us feel certain ways” shifts anger from officers who let a teenager die onto a culture-war target. That's their defence strategy.

Henry told them he was dying. They didn't listen. They didn't follow protocol. That's a conduct and skill problem, not a DEI problem.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Happy Pride Month to these two divas 💕 I hope they’re doing well

[army of skanks, M.A. = PRO ABORTION @k_sarah_sera]

@LucifersTweetz

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@Jason_R_Burt Planey McPlaneFace

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@savefilmer Calling every AI creator untalented is like calling every 𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 talentless because they didn't paint the scene by hand.

Fixed it for you champ.

[Wool @Wool322661]

@Buick_Willis

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@GreentextWizard Why? Does it tell time faster or like shoot lasers and stuff?

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@fesshole At which point you were tackled to the ground for acting weird and/or like a nutter.

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@GorillaRogueGam @MooDiGfx @darkestdollx @Wild_Berry_Soul @AIFashionChic @100PercentRobot @arturogpola Why are you pro-AI bros so hostile.
Surely your "work" is so awesome critics are awed into silence???

[Is this a 3D model? @IsThisA3DModel]

@GorillaRogueGam bro spent more time and effort tagging people on this post than he spent on the clip

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@GorillaRogueGam @darkestdollx @Wild_Berry_Soul @AIFashionChic @100PercentRobot @arturogpola Good lord. That's objectively awful, shambolic and amateurish.
Wrong stress. No rhythm. Emphasis all wrong. Ugh.

Your "directing" "capabilities" ain't worth shit.

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

@GorillaRogueGam @darkestdollx @Wild_Berry_Soul @AIFashionChic @100PercentRobot @arturogpola

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate the MAGA morons, who spent years howling about the $1.7B that Obama returned to Iran.

Your 4D chess master is handing Iran $300B, to open the Strait of Hormuz, that Obama kept open for free.

Brilliant!

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

How to ragebait a VC

- Which podcast gave you that opinion?
- How would you add value if you found a way to be valuable?
- You look like you make all of the 2 but none of the 20.
- Sorry, we aren't raising from you right now.
- Which AI model did you use to vibe code your firm's website?
- What startup role would you take if they'd have you?

[Carl Bateman @CarlBateman]

So, passive earnings** aren't taxed...
BU-U-UT, pensions* (which by definition) are classified as "benefits" are?

* other benefits... Which one needs to *live*.

** which generally are supplementary and not needed to live.