Carl Footer

I tweet about Spurs and not much else #COYS

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

It’s so hard to have a poo in a pub nowadays because everyone occupies the cubicles by doing cocaine

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

Eleven years ago today was the eleventh of the eleventh two thousand and eleven #LestWeForget

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

@evegrxnde I’m looking for reading tickets, can you send more details please?

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

@emmie_22 Nah they were £42 on ticketmaster

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

Did I manage to get Ndubz tickets?
Na Na Naaaaah! 😭

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

If I go out I’ll regret it.
If I stay in I’ll regret it.

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

@NeilTheSoleMan Can’t wait to hear and see you beautiful buggers belting out bangers together again 🥰

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

I hope PornHub never start having adverts like YouTube does! Imagine you’re on the brink of climax and you see “Ad starts in 5” pop up in the bottom corner and you end up spunking over an advert for fucking car insurance!

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

I bet my bin isn’t where I left it

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

Dark early innit?.. roll on May!

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

@dondadabossman It wouldn’t be the first time somebody from the UK died playing a game of curby!

[Paddy 🇮🇪🇪🇸 @hartnett1977]

If Spurs was a plane

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

What’s squid game about?

It’s basically Takeshi’s Castle but people die.

[Lucy_in_Brum @Lucy_in_Brum]

I had a great time, completely blown away by being the only person out of 15,000 who didn’t know every word to every song. His fans were awesome and totally hardcore!

And so impressed with ResortsWorld who made it super easy for my friend who uses a wheelchair, she loved it 😍

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

Happy st totterings day 😒

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

Bald @machinegunkelly looks like a young Richard O’Brien!

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

Do people take a picture of their push bike in preparation for the day that it gets stolen? Like anyone that has their bike stolen always posts a picture of it.. I don’t even have a picture of my car!

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

I hope this guy is outside Daniel Levy’s house right now! 😂

[Carl Footer @CarlFooter]

Does piss smell like sugar puffs or do sugar puffs smell like piss?