Carl

your favorite arborist’s favorite arborist

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

@MajesticDelphin I have this one 😎 I feel like it took a solid 3-4 weeks to get used to it and now it’s p chill after about 6 weeks of CPAPing

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

@sleazybakeoven i do

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

add me pls :) sad to leave this app but i don’t trust what Musk is doing here on X

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

@sleazybakeoven oh my god!!!!!!

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

@sleazybakeoven what!!!!

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

oh what a good screenshot

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

i’m sick and she’s thriving

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

i love that one of my cats mission in life is to have fun and the other one’s is to lay down

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

@mexitalianbeef ahh, much better!

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

goodreads reviews take me outttt like maybe u shouldn’t read a book about gay guys written by a gay guy if the word penis bugs you huh

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

oh my god i am so mad i have strep but also so relieved to get antibiotics after three days of being in so much pain 😣

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

i love that one of my cats mission in life is to have fun and the other one’s is to lay down

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

@tronsgender oh i rock at folding a fitted sheet

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

they are soooooo close to cuddling 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

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ALL Haymarket EBooks are 80% off through November 15th ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

dude who lives in the park told me i’ve got a pair of these in my pants 😲 (he’s right)

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

@pbthankyou I can make u an iced one :) and this is a year round offer!

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

proud to let you all know that at my tree planting today the volunteers named one of the sassafras trees Bigassafras

[Carl @CarlHelmet]

my truest love is an air fryer hot dog