Carl Hembrough

Solving problems with software. Always learning.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Google Sheets isn't Excel...

But it's more powerful than you think.

8 things Google Sheets can do, you'll wish you knew yesterday. 📊

[LiveforFree @howto_live4free]

You are not your job.

You’re not how much money you have in the bank.

You’re not the car you drive.

You’re not the contents of your wallet.

Tyler Durden: FIGHT CLUB

[Naval @naval]

You’re spending time to save money when you should be spending money to save time.

[Eleanor Deal @unoxymoronic]

🚨 JOB KLAXON 🚨
My team is hiring! We're responsible for the @ONS website and APIs. We're expanding to handle increasing demand (esp. Census!)

I'm proud of how diverse and inclusive our team is, with a range of backgrounds, experience and qualifications.

Join us!
🧵

[The Stoic Emperor @TheStoicEmperor]

Many seemingly complex achievements are simply the result of people getting the basics right with relentless consistency.

[Katie Hockman @katie_hockman]

I don't code for fun.

I want other engineers to know that you're not alone if you don't either!

Does that mean I dislike coding at work? No, I love it!
Does that make me a worse engineer? I don't think so.

Everyone is different, and that's something to celebrate.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

interview: sort binary tree
job: manually update csv files

[Ian Kent @iankent]

I, along with so many others, are at risk of being made redundant. They're some of the most incredible people I've ever got to work with!

If you've got any roles open for some talented and delightful people, please send them over so we can share them around!

[Crispin Merriman @Crispioso]

It's gutting but me and a load of other Monzo folks are at risk of redundancy. So if you're looking for some super talented and lovely people to join your team then let me know.
https://t.co/3sNrti57xn

[Eleanor Deal @unoxymoronic]

Come join our amazing team! We're responsible for the ONS website and APIs - with a big focus on open data and improving access to statistics.

[Carl Hembrough @CarlHembrough]

@matryer @chadtomkiss I would love to be entered please!

[Paul Wilson 🏳️‍🌈 @paulwilson91]

This is beautiful #WeRemember

[Greg Young @gregyoung]

I had to LOL at this ...

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

> Learn To Code In 7 Days!

because Learn To Be A Programmer In 5-15 Years has a much less sexier ring to it.

[Carl Hembrough @CarlHembrough]

@robchamberspfc @swirrl Big congrats Rob

[Naval @naval]

Choose the non-emotional response to any given situation and see how much easier your life becomes.

[Pavel A. Samsonov @PavelASamsonov]

The correct number of developers on a project depends entirely on the type of summoning circle you want to construct.

If you get too many, you'll summon a demon that's way too powerful for your level, and nobody wants that.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

When I was a kid, I thought mistakes were simply bad, and to be avoided. As an adult I realized many problems are best solved by working in two phases, one in which you let yourself make mistakes, followed by a second in which you aggressively fix them.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

If your code worked first time, you missed something.

If it breaks, you missed something.

You missed something.

[andy dudfield @mr_dudders]

I'm hiring an entire dev team at @ONS.

AMA

Front end Engineer https://t.co/ilt0ZRArGG
Platform Engineer https://t.co/sjLf4pOhFL
Site Reliability Engineer https://t.co/bX2XSP33Hi
Full Stack engineer https://t.co/u9AOANNdds
Back End Engineer https://t.co/aB5og61xrI