carl

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

[chase @cfree94]

work denied my request for a raise so i’ve been pouring vegetable oil in the break room sink for weeks

[josh! @queersocialism]

deathly horrifying how quickly and seamlessly chatgpt has been integrated into so many people’s lives in the most dehumanizingly anti social ways possible

[yc @yc]

Can’t believe The Punisher’s super power is just having more dog in him than everyone else

[L’jaurious “CYBORG” Sneed @deezmf3]

“Looks level to me boss”

[Troptoberfest @troptoberfest]

Torpedo bats? Back in my day, players did anabolic steroids, like men.

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[™ @bash18c]

This can’t be the same paycheck my coworker raising 4 kids with

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

how it feels when she says no asian accent around her parents

[Iggy @Iggy30424]

Doing drugs is lowkey wizard behavior. Crushing up rocks and crystals, pouring up potions, eating shrooms, smoking plants

[Miscounted Cash Flow @Miscountedcf]

How do I make an investment banking salary but ski all year

I need to know

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

Another fucking day in retardville

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seeing the sun still out after 6 pm now

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine

[carl @CarlMartillaro]

@united how the fuck do you lose a bag on a 55 minute direct flight?!

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Gave a cool looking squirrel some of my granola bar while walking back from class

[Chris @citehchris]

bars should offer you a complementary cigarette once you’ve hit your 4th drink