The Real CarlP

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Every single American should know that Republicans just filibustered a Democratic bill that would give rail workers 7 days of paid sick leave.

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

If you have a median distance with driver of 277-yards...

You would hit the ball longer than ~98% of male amateurs.

Last year on the PGA Tour...

277-yards would have ranked you dead last in distance.

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@lorismile1 And I miss all of them …

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@lorismile1 A comedy of errors and terrible play calling.

[Jocelyn Benson @JocelynBenson]

Hi again 👋🏼

This isn’t true. Please don’t spread lies to foment or encourage political violence in our state. Or anywhere. Thanks.

- Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@lorismile1 @MuffiLepardskin In TX you still have to go to a polling place and vote like you would on Election Day or can you have the entire 103 question ballot mailed to you and you can fill it out and return it in the mail or by dropping it off?

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@lorismile1 @MuffiLepardskin In ME we get a ballot in the mail, fill it out, and mail it back or drop it off.

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

Seems to sum things up pretty well ...
Thx @amyschumer

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate

Thx @amyschumer

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@Stephh2292 You should have no second thoughts about making sure that day is what you want. Period.

[Libby Whittemore💙🪷🇺🇦 @libbage55]

🧵1. A post on FB…

“I am 14 and I’m struggling in algebra class. When I ask for help, the male teacher says, ‘I’m not surprised girls aren’t that good at algebra’.

I am 18 and go to my first fraternity party with girlfriends…

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@ksorbs You’re a f-cking @sshole

[Chantel McCabe @chantel_mccabe]

Legendary content

[C.J. Lawrence @CJLawrenceEsq]

Imagine being racially profiled on campus of your school for 3 days in a row. That’s what happened to This young brother at Oakland University (Detroit/Auburn hills) after being accosted by the police & being forced to show his ID only to then be accused of it being a Fake ID.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dad really tried to scramble

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@Stephh2292 Aw, that sucks

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@lorismile1 That is hilarious. It’s sad to imagine what might have happened if he wasn’t white.

[The Real CarlP @CarlP]

@Stephh2292 It’s not like they’re paying them that much 😜