CarlTheCarney

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

The cockiest man in the room should usually be the one who has bled the most in private. Confidence becomes ugly only when it is trying to skip the apprenticeship. But when the scars are real, when the repetitions are real, when the results are undeniable, a certain cold pride becomes appropriate.

[✒️ @Literariium]

“They insulted me in seventy lines and only the spelling mistakes bothered me.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[` @lisaawrites]

“The poor man's wisdom is ignored, But the rich man's joke is taken as advice”.

— African Proverb

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

Your gentleness and good behavior are only respected and appreciated and admired when you possess the absolute capacity for harm & evil, and others are well aware of it.

[Unfiltered @quotesdaily100]

What is love? Ask 19 geniuses. Get 19 answers.

• Plato: It's remembering a soul.
• Freud: It's desire in disguise.
• Buddha: It's letting go.
• Nietzsche: It's dangerous weakness.
• Aristotle: It's one soul in two bodies.
• Kafka: It's a wound that doesn't heal.
• Darwin: It's nature's oldest trick.
• Dostoevsky: It's suffering willingly chosen.
• Einstein: It's gravity of the heart.
• Shakespeare: It's the fool's greatest madness.
• Schopenhauer: It's biology pretending to be poetry.
• Marx: It's a luxury the poor can't afford.
• Gandhi: It's the only true revolution.
• Tolstoy: It's service, nothing more.
• Proust: It's a memory we keep rewriting.
• Marcus Aurelius: It's the only worthy ambition.
• Bertrand Russell: It's the one escape from loneliness.
• Rumi: It's the fire that burns everything false.
• Oscar Wilde: It's the one thing money almost buys

[Gregory Blotnick @gregoryblotnick]

story from a buddy's dad

at a restaurant in NYC. sees Rodney Dangerfield sitting at the bar, alone, eating spaghetti with his hands.

walks over. "Rodney, I'm a HUGE fan-"

Rodney cuts him off, turns and goes:

"What is this, a gay bar?"

...and goes right back to his spaghetti.

[Moriarty @MoriartyProfJ26]

5 Things which are complete lies
1. The shape of the earth
2. History
3. Dinosaurs
4. Fuel from fossils
5. Space travel

[$ @jxtsummer]

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

[The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways]

“A complete man must be an artist, a warrior, and a philosopher.”

-Benvenuto Cellini

[Chris MMHealth @ChrisMMHealth]

3 SUPER CHEAP Meats That are Better Than Ribeye

https://t.co/PzTdHrCwgp

[Baseball by BSmile @BSmile]

Today In 1989: Ken Griffey Jr. hits his first career HR with the Seattle #Mariners! The 19-year-old rookie hits it on the first pitch he ever sees at the Kingdome! ⚾️ #MLB #Legend #Baseball #History #TridentsUp

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

“I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.”

- John Daly

[✒️ @Literariium]

“One may be lucky today, but tomorrow belongs to discipline.”

— African Proverb

[Trevor Long @TrevorL415]

Some things never change.
#Artemis #Moon

[🔮Psychic Warlock Dred | $33 Psychic Readings ♃! @darkvdred]

Vaccines are a Depopulation tool
Satellites Don't Exist
Space is a Hollywood Fairy Tale
Dinosaurs Never Existed
Mountains are Giant Tree Stumps
The Earth is Flat as Described in the Bible
Nukes Don't Exist

These are the Basics to Waking Up

You've got your whole life to research

[Phaltron The Mastermind 🧠 @phaltron]

You can tell whos vaxxed by how excited they are about the fake moon mission artemis

Lmfao

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“Education does not cure stupidity; it arms it.”

—Nicolas Gomez Davila

[TJ Salomone @TJSalomone]

Jameis Winston’s 2013 Florida State highlights from his Heisman winning campaign. 🏆

Will never get tired of watching these. 💯

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday